Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Full Metal Viking!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 1, 2013


viking

This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!!

Got an email from a reader who calls himself Fully Awake, great fucking name by the way.  I won’t ramble on, I’ll just paste that fucker in here so you guys can read it.  I’ll be drinking a beer in the meantime…enjoy fucking fuck fuckers.

“Look guys – women feel entitled to whatever they want. You, as ‘the man’ are supposed to give them that which they covet (her princess – you slave). When denied, they’ll do whatever is necessary to destroy anyone in their path (i.e., you HE-BITCH). They have no problem using men as ATMs while they wait for something better to come along (i.e., hypergamy). Never be that fool.

Most men are ‘woman-challenged’, so the cycle of man annihilation continues into perpetuity. I used to be woman-challenged myself, so I know what it is to be that naïve. Now, after having matured-by-fire, I understand the nature of the HOs. I’m a happy bachelor, living large and unfettered. Trust me, this is what you want, not a wife and kids.

Take my advice. Women are good for one thing. Never invest heavily in them – lest ye be open to unfathomable lasting pain and deep regret. Live your life calling your own shots. Die like a VIKING, not like some chick’s BITCH!”

Die like a fucking Viking!  That pretty much sums it the fuck up! I already drink like one, so why the fuck not.  Great letter, keep em coming guys.  I’ll talk to you fucks later, stay thirsty my friends!

You’re now free to drink like a Viking!

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Man of the Fucking Month?????

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 15, 2013


charlie fuck you bitch

This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!!!!

So the other day I’m sitting out back smoking a cigar, drinking fucking monk beer and enjoying the view.  That’s when I received the notification that someone had left a trackback on the ole blog.  Upon further drunken investigation I discovered that a fellow blogger had named me the Man of the Month for April.

Turns out this guy highlights someone different every month, some of the people you’ve probably heard of, like Barbarossaaaa and others might be new to your ears.  This blog is a great way to find new and interesting material related to Men’s Right’s and just plan kicking feminism’s ass.

So let me just say thank you to the Man of the Month site for mentioning this drunken mess I call a blog.  If there someone who you would like to see featured on the MOTM site, there is a “nominate” tab, so if you have a favorite blog, YouTuber, or whoever, you can drop their name in the hat.

That’s it for today fuckers!

You’re now free to drink monk beer and piss on a feminist.

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Pay For Your Own Dreams…..Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 4, 2013


welfare bitch

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the other day I’m eating my lunch and at the table next to me is a group of 3 broads and one guy.  The broads are talking about one of their cunt friends who only makes minimum wage but wants a baby.  They were talking about what a GREAT idea this was.

Well the dude spoke up and asked how could someone support a baby on minimum wage because he was having a hard time just supporting himself on more than minimum wage.

Without batting an eye one of the fat pigs said that she wouldn’t have to worry because there were all kinds of government programs to help her loser breeder friend.  In other words, you and I have to pick up the fucking tab.

Talk about a sense if fucking entitlement!  The idea of actually working to achieve something just doesn’t cross these cunts pea-brained minds!  They expect someone else to foot the bill.

Of course their entitlement doesn’t stop there, once they shit out 2 or 3 welfare babies from 2 or 3 different guys…..that’s when they want to settle down with a nice guy.  That’s when YOU to pay the bill for their bastard womb turds and their big fat lazy asses!

It’s no wonder more and more men are opting for foreign women.  American women are nothing but a shit sandwich with extra shit!

Pay for your dreams of being lazy and crapping out kids?  Fuck you cunt, pay for it yourself!!!!

You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.

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Scientists Discover Living Dinosaur!!!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 1, 2013


Fossil

CUNT-O-SORE-ASS. 

They believe it to be carnivorous and dangerous to approach.  It you see one make sure you head in the opposite direction and do NOT make eye contact with it!

Posted in avoid marriage, Captain No Marriage, marriage sucks, women's studies | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

It’s About Time!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 6, 2013


skanks

This is your Captain speaking…..how the hell you been fuckers!!!  Welcome aboard!!!

I spend a lot of time talking about how shitty our court system has become and how shitty our judges are in this CUNTry.  So I was pleasantly surprised to find a judge not putting up with some broad’s shit.  I mean how typical is her attitude among Western women?  She is the poster child for entitlement princess.

I bet this was the first time she didn’t get her way just by flipping her hair or batting her eyes.  She’s probably in the hospital in ICU because her body probably went into severe shock as her glass slipper fell to the jailhouse floor and shattered into a million pieces.

This shit put a huge smile on my face and I hope it does yours as well.

You’re now free to tell a bitch NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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How True!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 5, 2013


trojan to the rescue

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Comments and Shit

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 7, 2012


fitness Laura Coleman

This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers, it’s been a while!

A while back I did a post about shit that you never hear married guys say and I got some awesome comments from you guys.  I even got a comment from one of my 3 female readers.  A comment that merits some additional attention, it’s from reader Mina.

“There are a few of us out here who really do care about our husbands and want to have sex with them all the time, even going so far as to work out so we look better in tiny mini skirts and no underwear to tempt him into it during pool games in the basement. We are out here, really. but… based on a lot of reading I’ve done lately there certainly are not a lot or even enough of us. my working theory so far is how the world is conspiring to make people into sheep from elementary school as clearly that’s where the girls are taking a left turn. I am sure I managed to avoid it only because of my strong, intelligent (alpha) father and my love of star trek and horses. I don’t have any answers and probably just as many if not more questions that you do. the state of the state of women and specifically male/female relations is very, very bad. one thing you may be able to look forward to is how things will change/improve with the economic contraction and possible collapse. Women will certainly start to see the value of MEN again and there will be a lot less time and energy for whining and complaining about how unfulfilling and unhaaaappy their lives are. It’s a shame that we wasted this era of plenty and leisure during our historic energy surplus the way we have. we don’t have this much free time to look forward to in our futures”

Mina I spend the majority of time here talking about what men are most likely to encounter.  I think it’s safe to say that most guys are aware that women like you exist much in the same way we know that PowerBall winners exist.  We know it happens, but the odds are it won’t happen to us.

Part of what has gone wrong with women is pure human nature and is the fault of the court system.  When you give one group power over another, they will never fail to use it to their advantage.  As long as women have the full backing of the state, they will never change.

To be honest Mina’s comment was well written, thought out and speaks for itself, I just thought I’d share it with the broader audience.  Time for another beer fuckers, I’ll catch you guys later!

You’re now free fuck about the cabin.

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How True

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 9, 2012


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Shit Married Guys NEVER Say!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2012


American bitch

What’s up fuckers, here’s a short list of shit that you will NEVER hear any married man say……EVER!!!!

  • She turned into a total freak after the wedding; I can’t keep her off me!
  • She was chunky when we dated but now after having a couple kids she has a fucking washboard stomach and her ass if fucking amazing!
  • I get awesome blow jobs all the fucking time!
  • I love having sex with the same woman day after day.
  • Now that we have kids our sex life has never been better.
  • Since becoming a mom she loves to wear sexy clothes and never goes out looking like a slob any more.
  • The sex gets better year after year!
  • I wasn’t pressured at all by her to get married.
  • I’d get married again in a heartbeat!
  • I’m glad we had kids before we were financially stable.
  • She really brings a lot to the table, not just sex.
  • My wife is the best lay I’ve EVER had!

Posted in avoid marriage, Captain No Marriage, Marriage, marriage sucks, women's studies | Tagged: , , | 7 Comments »

Simple Truths

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 28, 2012


Regular reader Andy shared these with me, now I’m sharing them with you fuckers.  Great advice for any woman, but you’ll be hard-pressed to find an American woman following this very simple practice.

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truth1

 

truth2

 

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