Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 8, 2015
This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!
I’m pissed, not it’s not about the latest police gone wild story on the news or about the latest nutjob running for president. It’s about how I’m sick and fucking tired of being told what I should find attractive in the opposite sex.
First we had that chick who was down with the down calling herself a fashion model and proclaimed to be changing the face of beauty.
Next it was all the publicity about Hillary Clinton’s stunt double, Caitlyn Jenner, and how she’s soooooooo beautiful and soooooooo brave.
And if that wasn’t fuck all enough, now we have some broad weighing in at 260+lbs calling herself a super model and proclaiming that “black men love me”.
That is not fucking “beauty”, I’ve NEVER been drunk enough to consider any of the above three beautiful and that says a lot because I’ve spent a lot of time fucked up, so I’ve done my research there!!!!
I could careless what they do, knock yourself out ladies, but don’t expect me and other regular guys like me to consider you fap material. Don’t expect to find your name on a top 10 list of broads every guy wants to bang.
And spoiler alert for the fattie, it’s not black men that love you, it’s poor fucks who literally don’t have any other choice.
I’ll decide and other men like me will decide what is fap worthy, not FaceFuckBook feeds or femtards or Oprah’s book club.
I need a drink, I’ll talk to you fuckers later.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 29, 2015
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Well the Huff-Vagina-Post website has taken yet another massive shit. Check it out here. An article about how staying in a bad marriage is a bad idea, which sounds pretty right? I mean who wants to stay in a shitty marriage?
But hang on a second fuckers, what does the author not like about her marriage that is making her so miserable after 17years? What pain is she having to endure, what sacrifices, what misery? Is her husband abusive? Does he beat the dog shit out of her when ever his Kraft mac-n-cheese is cold when he gets home? Does he call her names in front of the Pope? Is he fucking her one hot friend behind her back?
Nope, he works his ass off to support her and the two kids she wanted. Yep that’s it. No seriously, that’s it!!! That’s her complaint. In fact, here’s the quote:
“My soul was dying, slowly, subtly in my dysfunctional marriage. He had betrayed me with his work addiction and his emotional absence from our lives.”
Her soul was dying??? He betrayed her….by working??? Are you guys listening, this poor bastard was working his dick off for this entitled princess and she turned around and used that against him as grounds for not just divorce, but to blast him for the whole world to see how he made her miserable. The title of the article describes her marriage as a “true tragedy”.
Funny how this hit her just after her second child turned a year old. Crazy how that tends to work, now that she has him on the hook for a nice annuity, NOW suddenly she’s unhappy. Now her heart cries out in agony and strife.
This what awaits you in a marriage these days. Don’t look at what your parents or grandparents did, they literally got married in a different century. THIS is the steaming pile of shit that you have to deal with today as a man. You can bust your ass to give your little princess everything she ever asked for and more and she’s still not happy.
While I’m not surprised in any form or fashion by this article, it still pisses me the fuck off and it should piss you the fuck off too! The only thing this guy could have done is to not get married (and a vasectomy is always a good idea). This dude was fucked right out of the gate, he never had a chance and he probably never even knew it. He thought he was doing what he was “supposed” to do.
Guys, don’t do it, just don’t fucking do it. If you don’t believe me then just head on over to the Tom Leykis show and listen for a spell. Every other Tuesday he has attorney Adam Sacks on to discuss family law. If you only listen to that hour of the show it will save your goddamn life!
That’s all for now, I got a bottle of scotch to finish polishing off. Later fuckers.
You’re now free to opt out of marriage.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 13, 2015
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So I’m reading this fuck article about how less women are opting in for motherhood. The article itself was boring as fuck but the comment section was solid gold! There were women talking about how their children were their greatest accomplishment of their worthless lives.
Wow, talk about some lazy fucks. Greatest thing they ever did could be duplicated by two homeless retards. Nice. You really worked for that one sister!
You see shit like this in personal ads too. Hell sometimes the bitches put pictures of their kids in their profile pictures!! They’ll say shit like, “my kids are the best thing I ever did”. When I read that all I see is “loser”. I see someone who didn’t so jack shit with their lives and now they’re hoping their little womb turds do something with theirs so that she can claim some of the glory.
Of course nobody ever calls women on their bullshit when it comes to this, we’re just supposed to nod our heads and agree on her stunning accomplishments. Wow, you must have spread your legs really wide for that fat headed kid, good job honey!!
Ladies, an accomplishment is something you do on your own and actually takes work. Try to remember that the next time you’re patting yourselves on the back just for getting knocked up by whoever.
You’re now free actually accomplish something!
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 22, 2015
This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!!
It’s been a fucking while, I’m drinking some Hurricane Malt Liquor so get ready for some fucked up grammar, misspellings, and all kinds of other editing fuck ups!
So a buddy of mine and I are sitting out back on my deck drinking some random IPAs and smoking cigars. He starts to tell me about this worn out fucking cunt who has the hots for him.
She’s married, weighs in around 250 on a good day, two kids from some guy who couldn’t even keep a job at Home Fuck Depot, and just turned 30. Her and my buddy went to high school together. She was the ugly chick who had the slamming body but like many women she thought she was hotter than she really was.
So now after 12 years of being with a loser and bulking up, she tells my friend that she’s going to leave the loser and she’s looking forward to “hanging out” with him.
Luckily she doesn’t work with us, so no HR issues here. She messaged him on FaceFuckBook. Basically this chick has the attitude that all her fuck ups should be ignored by my friend. That he should turn back the hands of time to when they were in school and her vag hadn’t been stretched out by child birth and years of abuse.
The problem is this woman’s attitude is actually very common. Women with multiple kids, often from multiple guys, want the rest of us to give her a do-over. She wants us to pretend that when we look at her little womb turds that we don’t see the face of a guy who got to fuck her back when she was actually fuckable. She wants us to pretend that she’s matured and that’s why she’s ready to settle down, not the truth which is she’s being carried off the field like Brett Farve.
Luckily my friend and I both laugh at her dumb ass, but this chick honestly thinks that when she leaves the loser that she’ll be able to run out and get the man of her dreams. She thinks she’ll be hooking up with that doctor or lawyer she’s always wanted.
Fucking cunts today have this attitude that they can do what they want when they have the power (in their early 20s) and that when their looks fade then suddenly the rules should change and we should overlook all their fuckery. We should be “real” men and take in them and their bastard fuck children.
Let me be clear ladies……GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 7, 2014
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So while nobody bats a thousand, the site Business Insider usually does a decent job with tech and business news, but the other day I saw this story come across my newsfeed. It’s a story about how some broad was teased for being ugly back when she was 12 and now 10 years later one of the guys who used to bully her asked her out and she finally was able to get her “revenge”. What made it even worse was the comment above was the link said that this “took guts”.
First off, how this ended up on a business website is fucking beyond me and it was written by a guy, go figure. To quickly address the content of the article, she set up a date with the guy then stood him up by giving the waiter a note to deliver to the guy. All the note did was let the guy know he dodged the fucking crazy train! On top of that, the article included the guy’s response, which unlike her letter, was mature and thought out.
I don’t get why this is even a fucking story. Shit like this happens to pretty much every guy who makes something of himself. Story goes like this…..Young guy can’t get attractive women his own age to even acknowledge he’s alive then fast forward 15 or 20 years and the tables are turned. Women his age are falling over themselves to get his attention. Tom Leykis has been talking about this shit for years and we’ve all lived it. Where’s our story?
The good news for us is we don’t need no stinking story, we’re living the good live while bitches our age are living la vida government assistance with their multiple cunt turds from multiple losers. That’s what I call revenge, laughing all the way to the bank.
You’re now free to live the good life.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 26, 2014
To my American readers, Happy Fucking Thanksgiving and to those living abroad, Happy Fucking Thursday!!!
As always I appreciate all you fuckers for getting drunk and stopping by to see what shit I wrote while getting drunk.
I also want to send a long overdue shoutout to a couple of friends who for obvious reasons shall remain unnamed. You see fuckers, when I first started this mess of a blog it was a collaboration between a couple of pals and I. We never dreamed people would actually read these rantings.
In the beginning we all had access to the blog and email accounts and we all got drunk and responded to reader email. Eventually we all got busy with other projects but especially my two partners in crime for this site. I eventually took over running the site with my associates blessings and urgings (I initially was going to just shut it down since it wasn’t the three of us)
As you can see their urging worked and I continued the site on my own. But even as my two friends got more and more involved with their own projects, they still forwarded any emails they received to me (and still do to this day).
So I just wanted to say thanks to “those guys” for pushing me to keep this thing going back when it almost got shut down before it finally found it’s sea legs. The next few cases of PBR is for them!!!
So if you ever need to rant, piss n moan, opine or whatever else. Feel free to email me at email@example.com. However be forewarned, I’m somewhat of a lazy fuck when it comes to content sometime so don’t be surprised if you say something good to see it as a post.
See ya later fuckers, I’ve got shit to drink!
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 30, 2014
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Man, are there some delusional fucking bitches out there or fucking what!!!
I tell you what, when I say good-bye to the corporate world I definitely won’t miss all these bat-shit crazy women at the workplace.
There’s one skank in particular and I probably don’t even need to describe her, you could probably fucking guess. Overweight…..hold up…she’s fucking fat, two kids from a loser on disability and she’s about to turn 30.
But wait folks, she is telling everyone who will listen (and anyone else in earshot) about how 30 is going to be the start of her new life. Sure she wasted her 20s on some loser and even has the stretched out vag to prove it! She’s decided at 30 to get her shit together…….well not really, but a girl can dream right?
As you might guess, the chorus of fat and fugly friends are telling her the same horseshit all women tell each other about how it’s not too late for her to find a great guy. About how any guy would be lucky to have a woman like her. She’s beautiful and if a guy can’t see that it’s his loss….
Are these bitches serious? I know I see that shit all over social media too, where a butt-fucking ugly bitch posts a picture and all her fat and fucked in the head friends tell her how beautiful she is. Personally I don’t think these bitches believe it when they tell that shit to other women, but ironically they actually believe it when it’s told to them.
So how about that awesome deal our over the hill and NFL sized gal has to offer some lucky white knight? Wow, let’s start with the two bastard children who are both below the age of 10. Hope you don’t plan on doing anything with your life for the next ten years Mr Lucky Guy because the only thing you’ll be doing is paying for kids who fucking hate you. Think she’ll be getting child support? Doubt it, even if she does it’ll be the bare minimum and you won’t see any of it. You better call your doctor for an appointment to get snipped because as Tom Leykis has been telling us for years, these skanks will get pregnant again, whether you want another womb turd in the house or not!!! Let’s not forget the fact that loser she hates so much will be stopping by your house, or even better she’ll have to take the kids to him where she’ll be able to get some dick on the side for old time’s sake.
Let’s not forget that body of hers that is now wrecked because she gave her best years to some loser. Oh sure she’ll tell you how she hates him, but just remember, he fucked her back when the pussy was actually tight. She can’t even hold her piss now, good luck getting off. I’m sure she’ll also tell you how now that she’s older and worn out, she’s now in her sexual prime even though her body and vagina aren’t even good enough to be in a salvage yard!
I could just go on and on forever about this awesome deal, but it’s safe to say that any guy who would get in line for a woman like that deserves what he gets.
Listen guys, it’s not your job to play cleanup when these broads fuck up their lives. All you’ll end up doing is fucking up your own life. Don’t even entertain the thought!
You’re now free to visit Thailand.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 27, 2014
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It’s back to school time again folks, or as welfare moms call it…..Vacation.
It’s also back to all the little ladies at the office wanting the company they work for to bend and twist around so that their job doesn’t interfere with them having it all and being a mother to their womb turds and future government dependents.
I mean what bullshit it would be if the poor fragile women had to work a regular schedule like men do!!! That would be awful if women were expected to actually contribute to the bottom line! How sexist!!!
So the little misses come in late and leave early and then come appraisal time they expect the same raise or even more as everyone else who actually fucking showed up for work.
Newsflash girls, you can’t have it all. Just like men you have to decide if you want to play house or have a career, you can’t do both. If you choose to shit out kids then don’t bitch when you are passed up at work by people who are better at their job in part because they have actually put some time in on the damn fuck job.
The glass ceiling is a goddamn lie, it’s not some fabled ceiling that holds women back, it’s the fucking holes they dig themselves into. Getting worthless degrees in college and running up a shitfuckton of debt. Having kids with convicts and other losers who can’t even support themselves. Having kids with guys who just want to fuck and have zero interest in parenting. Trying to trap a guy by “forgetting” your birth control. All this is shit you guys control. There isn’t some group of guys wringing their hands worrying about some broad wanting to get into the boardroom.
Do you wage gap morons even have a fucking clue how hard it is to find people qualified to sit in the boardroom!!! Of course you don’t, it’s much easier to sit and bitch about other’s success than it is to roll up your sleeves and make your own success happen. Show me a person who hates rich business people and I’ll show you a lazy fuck.
You think it’s luck that makes you wealthy? No dumbtits, it’s work, it’s doing shit 99% of people won’t fucking damn do. You bitch about a glass ceiling yet you don’t even work hard enough to merit getting out of the fucking basement!
Women are the reason there aren’t more women at the top. Women are their own worst enemies.
You’re now free to piss on the ceiling.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 30, 2014
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So let me get this straight, some spoiled millennial brat goes off the deep end and because he was a member of a group that hates PUAs and other men’s groups…..somehow PUAs and men’s groups are to blame?
Feminism is just an outlet for fat white women to bitch about how they’re discriminated against.
The real problem here as with many of these crazy fuck shooters/stabbers is parenting. This guy was another product of a single mother, she pawned him off on the dad once he got older and the damage was done.
Also, let’s be honest, you can’t make a law to stop crazy and this fucker, in my drunk opinion, was fucking crazy with a capital K!!!
But of course social media blew up with the hashtag #Yesallwomen, because the poor girls here in the West have it so bad.
Listen up ladies, this is what you get when you try to raise a boy without his father or in this case bring the father in when it’s far too late.
This is what happens when we give everyone who participates in sports a ribbon or don’t keep score so that we don’t have losers. Well guess the fuck what, score or not, these fuckers are losers.
Every kid needs to learn how to lose, hell every kid needs to be bullied, not to the point of suicide but just in the same manner that the rest of us had to deal with. It made us stronger and better human beings. Strong is a word that cannot be used to describe this current generation of walking cumholes these single mothers are raising.
You’re now free drive your black BMW where ever the fuck you like.
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