Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 30, 2013
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 10, 2013
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 22, 2013
This is your Captain speaking…..welcome aboard fuckers!!!
Title says it all……do you date coworkers?
Most of us probably have at some point. I did when I made a lot less money, now I’d never risk it.
Some of my peers think I’m crazy because of "all the hot women at work", but unless you work at strip club or a Hooters, chances are there aren’t as many hot prospects around as you might think. Think I’m crazy, check this out…
Couple thousand people in my building, about 75% female, so about 75 women out of every 100 people. Well here in good ole Merica about 70% of adults are overweight or obese, so that leaves us with 23 women out of the 75 that aren’t fat. Of those 23, chances are half of them will be way past their prime, so you’d be lucky to have a dozen of the 23 that would be under 40. Of the remaining 12 half of them will be fucking ugly, might be a butter face or two in there if you’re lucky. So now we’re down to 6, of those six at least 4 or 5 of them will be either married or in a relationship. So for every 100 people I see, one possibly two might be available to fuck, maybe not even one or two if you weed out for mental health issues. Yes my math is probably fucked up but you get my point fuckers.
Another thing that leads to this misperception of our workplace teeming with pussy is the fact we tend to stay in our own areas. So we might have 3 or 4 hot women in our department, we see them all the time and it leads our minds to think we’re surrounded by beauty when all we’re really doing is blocking out the fatties and ugly broads and focusing on the couple half-way decent looking broads.
What I’m saying is it’s not worth your job to go hunting in an environment that isn’t even target rich, it’s actually target poor when you compare it to other venues. Even if you do score the hottest piece of ass at your job, what happens when you break up with the bitch or if she sees you talking to another chick about business but she assumes you’re fucking her because she’s bat-shit crazy and marches down to the HR department to file a sexual harassment claim? Pussy isn’t worth your career, hell it’s not even worth losing a piss poor fucking job over.
Trust me guys, don’t date bitches at work, don’t be fucking lazy and go for the low hanging fruit. It’s low hanging for a reason.
You’re now free shit in the recycle bin.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 8, 2013
This is your Captain speaking, sorry about that landing in San Fran, but……….Welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!
Ok, you probably never expected me to support any kind of marriage but hear me out fuckers. Some of you probably already know my angle on this so here we go!!!!!!!
Listen, our family court system is FUCKED!!! We all know that, if you’re a man you might as well lube up your ass and grab your ankles because you will get royally screwed in court by your ex, the lawyers, the whole fucking system!!!
As we’ve talked about here and other people have brought up in other venues, the only time they change a law that’s unfair to men is when it affects the little women too. Just look at the case in Florida where the governor vetoed a bill that would have eliminated lifetime alimony. I mean we can’t have that now can we? What would the poor little gold-digging whores do?
So what we need guys is more bitches thrown on our side of the fence. What we need is a nice pretty young thing to get with some manly looking broad and the two divorce. It would be even better if they adopted a kid too, that way the manly bitch could get ass raped just like any man.
Things aren’t going to change until women start to feel the pain too, then it will suddenly become a national priority, there will be pages of editorials of how the system is broken and unfair.
I personally don’t give two shits who you’re fucking, this isn’t about gay, straight or sheep lovers. The marriage failure rate for gay people will be just as shitty as it is for the rest of us. So hang on to your butt plugs and rubber fists gay people because this is one ride that won’t make you explode with pleasure. You have just boarded the Shit Town Express!!!!
I’ve tried to warn the LGBT community that marriage was a shitty deal, but you fucks refuse to listen, so now I want you to get exactly what you’re asking for, because that’s the only way men will get what I’m asking for. The system is broken people, take off your Elton John rose colored glasses and try to see what the fuck I’m saying. Read the comments on this blog and others like it. You don’t want this.
However, since the gay community seems to think they know more than the rest of us, fuck em. I look forward to the day when some crying cunt in on the Today show talking about how her ex-wife took her for everything she owned. Welcome to our world cunt.
You’re now free to do whatever the fuck you want.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 3, 2013
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 1, 2013
This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!!
Got an email from a reader who calls himself Fully Awake, great fucking name by the way. I won’t ramble on, I’ll just paste that fucker in here so you guys can read it. I’ll be drinking a beer in the meantime…enjoy fucking fuck fuckers.
“Look guys – women feel entitled to whatever they want. You, as ‘the man’ are supposed to give them that which they covet (her princess – you slave). When denied, they’ll do whatever is necessary to destroy anyone in their path (i.e., you HE-BITCH). They have no problem using men as ATMs while they wait for something better to come along (i.e., hypergamy). Never be that fool.
Most men are ‘woman-challenged’, so the cycle of man annihilation continues into perpetuity. I used to be woman-challenged myself, so I know what it is to be that naïve. Now, after having matured-by-fire, I understand the nature of the HOs. I’m a happy bachelor, living large and unfettered. Trust me, this is what you want, not a wife and kids.
Take my advice. Women are good for one thing. Never invest heavily in them – lest ye be open to unfathomable lasting pain and deep regret. Live your life calling your own shots. Die like a VIKING, not like some chick’s BITCH!”
Die like a fucking Viking! That pretty much sums it the fuck up! I already drink like one, so why the fuck not. Great letter, keep em coming guys. I’ll talk to you fucks later, stay thirsty my friends!
You’re now free to drink like a Viking!
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 15, 2013
This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!!!!
So the other day I’m sitting out back smoking a cigar, drinking fucking monk beer and enjoying the view. That’s when I received the notification that someone had left a trackback on the ole blog. Upon further drunken investigation I discovered that a fellow blogger had named me the Man of the Month for April.
Turns out this guy highlights someone different every month, some of the people you’ve probably heard of, like Barbarossaaaa and others might be new to your ears. This blog is a great way to find new and interesting material related to Men’s Right’s and just plan kicking feminism’s ass.
So let me just say thank you to the Man of the Month site for mentioning this drunken mess I call a blog. If there someone who you would like to see featured on the MOTM site, there is a “nominate” tab, so if you have a favorite blog, YouTuber, or whoever, you can drop their name in the hat.
That’s it for today fuckers!
You’re now free to drink monk beer and piss on a feminist.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 4, 2013
This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the other day I’m eating my lunch and at the table next to me is a group of 3 broads and one guy. The broads are talking about one of their cunt friends who only makes minimum wage but wants a baby. They were talking about what a GREAT idea this was.
Well the dude spoke up and asked how could someone support a baby on minimum wage because he was having a hard time just supporting himself on more than minimum wage.
Without batting an eye one of the fat pigs said that she wouldn’t have to worry because there were all kinds of government programs to help her loser breeder friend. In other words, you and I have to pick up the fucking tab.
Talk about a sense if fucking entitlement! The idea of actually working to achieve something just doesn’t cross these cunts pea-brained minds! They expect someone else to foot the bill.
Of course their entitlement doesn’t stop there, once they shit out 2 or 3 welfare babies from 2 or 3 different guys…..that’s when they want to settle down with a nice guy. That’s when YOU to pay the bill for their bastard womb turds and their big fat lazy asses!
It’s no wonder more and more men are opting for foreign women. American women are nothing but a shit sandwich with extra shit!
Pay for your dreams of being lazy and crapping out kids? Fuck you cunt, pay for it yourself!!!!
You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 1, 2013
They believe it to be carnivorous and dangerous to approach. It you see one make sure you head in the opposite direction and do NOT make eye contact with it!