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Don’t Jump on the Grenade!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 25, 2014


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This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers!

What’s up fuckers!  I just wanted to rant about something I’ve been seeing a lot of lately.  We all know that as men, we can’t turn a fucking corner without being told to do something and if we don’t do it we’re not “real” men. 

One thing in particular really pisses me off because it’s one of the best ways to completely ass fuck your life.  Taking on another man’s child or in a lot of cases children!!!!

Guys stop jumping on the fucking grenade. Stop being the goddamn martyr!!! We need to lose this idea of sacrificing for no reason is somehow noble.  It’s not noble, it’s fucking retarded, in fact it’s full retard!!!!!

Newsflash Poindexter, you weren’t her first choice, or even her 100th choice, you’re just all she’s left with now that her body and vag has been wrecked by having kids.  Kids that even their own father don’t want shit to do with, so why the fuck should you?

Do you realize how many guys “step up” only to get stepped on by the very children they helped raise once they become adults and decide they want to have a relationship with their “real” father?  Thanks for paying the bills sucker!

I worked with a guy who met a chick who looked ok, she was one of these chicks who was cool and looked decent but she was literally one cupcake away from the plus-size area of the store.  Which spoiler alert……she’s way past plus sized now.  He got with this chick when she was still fucking around with her ex and “happened” to get pregnant.  Obviously in hopes of trapping the ex but he said fuck you and left her pregnant bloated ass. 

Well my buddy, Mr Knight in White Pussy Satin, decided to “step up” and be a so called real man.  What has he gotten in return?  Well she has gained ton of weight and looks like warmed over shit, something she didn’t do when she was with the bad boy who left her while she was knocked up.  He gets to pay ALL, yes all, the bills for this bastard womb turd because she won’t go after the ex for child support.  Basically my friend bought a used up Jag off a buy-here pay-here lot and the thing is rapidly falling apart and will NEVER look or run as good as it used to.

Fellas, stop being the nice guy.  Be the dick.  Trust me, it works a hell of a lot better.  Your wallet and your dick will thank you.

You’re now free to jizz on the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

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11 Responses to “Don’t Jump on the Grenade!!!”

  1. Bill Esquire said

    Amen, I could write a book about the insanity I’ve seen just from one ex-friend alone. I even wrote Tom about it.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      What kills me is this guy is intelligent in every other area of his life. He had other choices too, it’s not like he’s the 40yr old virgin.

  2. “There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” − Will Rogers

    • And the fourth kind – the ones that don’t learn at all, that will pee on that electric fence over and over and never get it.

      • SO true! They are the “true believers” (AKA “useful idiots”, if you prefer).
        They remind me of the same sheeple who will NEVER stop believing the (broken) promises of socialism and communism; when they are told/reminded of how socialism/communism has been tried and ALWAYS failed, they ALWAYS bleat their stock answer: “It just wasn’t done RIGHT”.

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        Well said my friends!

  3. Andy said

    I would much rather read, observe and then piss my name in cursive on a wooden fence.

  4. Joseph said

    Years ago I dated a single mother…kids father was a turd. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! Fuck that plain & simple. There are way to many good responsible women available.

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