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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 27, 2009
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I was just talking to a buddy of mine about the bullshit known as marriage. He told me about his older uncle who was married for decades, much like my grandparents and probably much like your grandparents. I commented that you don’t see that in recent generations. All of my friends are divorced at least once. No one even remembers their high school sweetheart, let alone is still with the bitch.
The explanation is simple though, American women stood for something back then where now all they stand for is the all mighty dollar. And on top of that they usually can be found pigging out on the nearest dollar menu at the local fast food joint. Talk about fucking swine flu!!!
American women now are not even worth the effort it takes to even speak too. They have no sense of dignity, they let themselves go to the point where they look like fat hairy men. No wonder guys have a “mid-life crisis”, if your wife was fat and sporting a mustache, you’d have a fucking crisis too.
But I digress, back in the day women were treated like ladies because they deserved to be treated as such, but now fellas, treat them like the backstabbing overweight overbearing bitches that they are.
Let’s go fuck some Brazilian chicks!
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 26, 2009
This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard.
Here’s an excerpt from a comment I recently made regarding this post
http://osolomama.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/sunday-times-room-for-debate-looks-at-single-momhood/
Hello again, I think you touch on a problem that a lot of women have when you talked about marriage magically transforming a guy. Too many women (and yes a lot of men) think that they can “change” or “save” someone. As if the other person is an old car that simply needs a new coat of paint and a tune-up.
And to what Zero said, he is right. If marriage was truly about love, then why does it require the stamp of approval from the government? Ceremonies are fine, but we are talking about a legal contract here. Look at Mel Gibson, I don’t recall his wife in any of his movies, and raising kids when you have nannies and millions in the bank isn’t exactly sacrificing for your children, but yet she’ll still get half.
Now what in the blue hell does being married and having kids have to do with growing up or settling down? Would I be more settled if I knocked the wife up a couple times and we had a mortgage payment or two? Is that settled? Is it mature to have to work until your 70 to support your kids when you could have retired at 50? That’s not mature, thats ignorant.
So in this blog, its comments, and the article that it refers to, we find the often spouted crap that men are animals until all knowing woman tames him, while she (the author of the blog) does not agree with that premise both her and most of the comments fall into the trap that if a guy isn’t married or have kids then he is somehow immature. That taking on unnecessary debt and burdens is somehow “mature”. The guy who worked hard and bought nice things is living a lie because nothing brings joy like having to work all your life for kids who will probably end up hating you.
Typical American woman bullshit. They think that they have the magic vagina that can heal all wounds, well physician, heal thy self and try to do it without special programs just for women, money from guys you USED to fuck, or any other type of hand out. Equal my ass!
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009
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“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?
But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.
However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).
So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009
This is your Captain speaking………………..
Don’t you guys just love how women like to “plan” YOUR time off. Even if they don’t have any real plans, they still don’t want you doing what you want. I mean, God forbid that you actually want to sleep in one fucking day. Memorial day is yet another day that our little American princesses want to stomp their little feet and get their way. They want you to do some bullshit project that benefits them and costs you money.
But fuck that! That is not what this day is about, this day is about the fallen soldiers who have paid the ultimate price for their country. This the day where we stop to recognize them and enjoy the freedom that they have paid for with their lives. It is not a day we should have to listen to some loud, overweight, overbearing bitch talk about what she wants to do.
Shit, don’t get me started on all the passive aggressive bullshit that women do, that will be covered in an upcoming post. So for now, I am asking you to join me as I lift up my beer in honor of our fallen heroes and the ones who are still out there fighting as you are reading this.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 19, 2009
This is your Captain speaking…
I was recently on one of my favorite websites, nomarriage.com, this site kicks ass, here’s what I found there, its worth reposting, enjoy fuckers and go visit this guys site and buy his ebooks. Trust me, they are worth it!
American men have options. American women do not. So the American women huff and puff, and scowl at the incoming foreign brides who don’t demand the feminazi equality bullshit. You WISH American men didn’t have choices. You’re like a labor union that’s pissed off because the company is hiring non-union employees.
American men have two options: 1. Sportfuck free American fuckdolls forever. 2. Settle down with a foreign girl who has no expectations.
American women also have several options: 1. Be a free fuckdoll. (That’s not a bad option by the way. More and more women embrace it. I say produce more “Sex and the City”-like shows and accelerate the trend. It certainly beats the other options.) 2. Live alone with 10 cats. 3. Single mother in permanent poverty.
What American women think about it is not relevant. It’s just supply and demand. American women are still desperately trying to sell their shit sandwich, but the gig is up.
You fat, whiny feminist bitches with your senses of entitlement have priced yourselves out of the market. American men want and can get Latinas, Asians, and East European women with beautiful bodies who take care of themselves and now how to treat a man. Get used to seeing white men pick these women over white American women. It is already happening and the trend will escalate.
Lots of American women bitch about American men dating foreigners. You want to know why? Because YOU SUCK. You are a pain in the ass. Period. Foreign women are easy to deal with. Having dated Europeans and Latina’s, they are infinitely easier to deal with than American women. They just accept you for being a man. I hear lots of women say foreign women are pushovers – its the furthest thing from the truth. Particularly the Italians and the Latina’s – they will fight with you and are very vocal. They just don’t have all this bullshit that you carry around with you.
American women have so many privileges, demands and rights that smart men can no longer afford to marry them. You fat American women who think you should be treated like princesses by rich handsome men have priced yourself out of the market.
And it’s American women who are upset that American men aren’t marrying them. American men are perfectly content to use American women for easy sport fucking. It’s a product of American women’s own feminist sexual revolution. Look at the #1 and #2 reason why American men are now avoiding marriage:
1. They can get sex without marriage more easily than in times past.
2. They can enjoy the benefits of having a wife by cohabiting rather than marrying.
Additionally, American guys have millions of foreign women who are dying to marry them. Lower divorce rate and no feminazi attitude.
So quite honestly, it doesn’t matter if they’re fat/skinny/ugly. It’s not about what’s fair. It’s about what you can get. American men get what they want: easy casual sex from American women. Foreign brides with low divorce rates and no feminazi attitude. And American women get cats.
Deal with it.
But guess what. Guys don’t need to get married. Guys are perfectly happy fucking & chucking women. That’s what’s great about American women. Free whores.
Women are the ones who are insecure and needy. Women are the ones who want companionship and emotional attachments. Women are the ones who are afraid of being alone and unloved forever.
Just go to the bookstore, and look at the magazines. An entire section for men: porn magazines. And entire section for women: weddings and brides magazines.
After many many years of dealing with American women, I’ve hit an interesting point. I’ve lost ALL sexual interest in them, in fact I just about puke walking down the sidewalk on any day, seeing all those shitty, rude, mean, snotty American women.
Strange thing, cause for so long I’ve been quite a horndog, chasing women at all levels. I’m still totally attracted to foreign women…Indians, Orientals, Europeans.
But show me an American chick and I basically couldn’t care less. Tell me how “beautiful” she is…doesn’t matter. I suppose from an intellectual viewpoint I can see the beauty, but it’s not any more attractive to me than…let’s say…admiring a beautiful horse or a well-groomed cat. OK, admirable, but not sexy folks.
They say that sex is 90% mental…well, my mind has rejected American women completely.
It’s not a question of what’s “OK” or not ok. Nobody gives a shit if it’s fair or not.
The point is, women in their 30’s, who are career oriented, are extremely UN-desirable to most men, as wives. Those women are getting more and more undesirable as the years pass…in fact by about 35 they are more or less out of the running completely.
Men, on the other hand, are at their peak of desirability, as potential husbands, at 35, and they remain at that peak for many years. A 40 year old guy who is a decent success can ALWAYS find a 30 yr old woman who would jump at the chance to grab him.
99.9% of the single women in this country are not even marriageable.
Take away the women beyond the marriageable age (over 30).
Take away the fat women.
Take away the ugly women.
Take away the psycho Zoloft / Prozac women.
Take away the raped women.
Take away the women with STDs / HIV.
Take away the women who can’t cook.
Take away the women who already have kids.
And you’ve eliminated 99.9% of the single women in this country.
Statistics on educated women and marriage.
60+% of college graduates are now women and it’ll be 66+% in 5 years.
Educated women only marry men who are at least as educated/successful as them.
A large percentage of educated men (25-50%) either do not want a family at all or will only marry uneducated/stay-home type women or foreign women, etc.
So out of 100 graduates we have 60 women and 40 men. 10-20 out of these 40 men will not marry any one of the 60 women. That means that there is 1 eligible man for every 2 women if you estimate very conservatively, or more realistically close to 1 man to 3 women.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 16, 2009
This is your Captain speaking…..
Why do women like to chop off their hair then complain about their guy’s lack of interest?
I saw where porn star Stormy Daniels might run for political office and it occurred to me that you rarely see a porn star with short hair. I’m talking real porn stars, not the bitches that Bang Bros pay $200 to fuck in front of a camcorder.
But its just like weight. Everyone knows that fat chicks are unattractive but yet most American women just pack on the pounds year after year and then they just cant seem to figure out why their man if fucking the neighbor chick who actually works out.
Once a woman locks the guy in with marriage or a kid, she porks up, chops off the hair and becomes a nun in the bedroom. Yet another reason to NEVER get married.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 15, 2009
is a toilet.
Ok, ok, is a woman. Let’s run with that for a minute since women love to take credit for everything. Even when a guy is single, they say “he had his mother”. Ok, I’ll say that every Fortune 500 ceo has a woman behind him………..so does every one of the over 2,000,000 prison inmates. Good job ladies.
Two million inmates, all with a woman behind them. That tells me that the 500 ceo’s were lucky. Obviously having a woman in your corner is not a lucky rabbits foot. Chances are you’ll become an inmate before you nail down a CEO position.
Of course, women’s groups leave that statistic out, how convenient. Being a mother is a biological function that requires no intelligence what so ever. In fact the woman does not even have to be awake to conceive a child. All the bitch has to do is lay there, which is what most married women do….just lay there until the guy gets tired of it, then she takes half his assets.
So much for being equal.
Fucking worthless cunts.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 6, 2009
This is your Captain speaking……
Where in the blue hell do women get this idea that they have to act like our mommies?
Funny how when I lived alone the garbage got taken out, laundry got done, and somehow I survived, all without the constant nagging of a woman.
Do women really dilute themselves into thinking that they are somehow a driving force? Please don’t tell me that most women buy into that crap about there being a woman behind every successful man. Having a woman behind you is more like a handicap.
As soon as a guy marries a woman she instantly wants to take credit for everything the guy has done since the day before he was born.
Sounds like they’re just trying to make up for the fact that the only thing a woman really has is her looks, and once their gone, so is their man.
Over and out………….
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 5, 2009
Why, oh why did I ever give up the freedom of living alone?
On top of that marriage will shrink your social circle quicker than 50 degree water will shrink your nutsack. And God forbid you want to have friends of your own. Mutual friends are worthless because they amount to nothing more than eyes and ears for the wife when she’s not around.
But what do I miss the most about living alone? Sex with different women? Doing whatever I want, whenever I want?
No, what I miss most is the silence. I miss not being criticized and nit-picked to death at every turn. If women are such great multi-taskers, then why the hell can’t they just learn how to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Till next time, this is your Captain speaking.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 4, 2009
Warning: I will be blogging under the cover of alcohol most of the time. However, tonight I’m starting off sober. (don’t get used to it)
Marriage sucks. Although I married a good woman, I also married the wrong woman.
This blog will chronicle my journey out, no matter how long it takes.
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