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Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

One mother is enough!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 6, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……

Where in the blue hell do women get this idea that they have to act like our mommies?

Funny how when I lived alone the garbage got taken out, laundry got done, and somehow I survived, all without the constant nagging of a woman.

Do women really dilute themselves into thinking that they are somehow a driving force? Please don’t tell me that most women buy into that crap about there being a woman behind every successful man. Having a woman behind you is more like a handicap.

As soon as a guy marries a woman she instantly wants to take credit for everything the guy has done since the day before he was born.

Sounds like they’re just trying to make up for the fact that the only thing a woman really has is her looks, and once their gone, so is their man.

Over and out………….

4 Responses to “One mother is enough!!”

  1. “As soon as a guy marries a woman she instantly wants to take credit for everything the guy has done since the day before he was born.”

    HAHAHAHA

    Good one.

  2. flamingo said

    Gosh you must be just overwhelmed with offers. You sound like a great catch….for someone who likes unintelligent sexist wankers that is.

  3. curiepoint said

    Sounds like you hit a little too close to home, there Captain.

    My guess….and it’s only a guess…is that the troll treats the man in her life this way, and he is beginning to show signs of getting grade-A pastuerized sick of it. Ding Ding!!! here comes the Dump Your Ass Train…better climb on board flamingo.

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