Capt. No-Marriage
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 16, 2009
This is your Captain speaking…..
Why do women like to chop off their hair then complain about their guy’s lack of interest?
I saw where porn star Stormy Daniels might run for political office and it occurred to me that you rarely see a porn star with short hair. I’m talking real porn stars, not the bitches that Bang Bros pay $200 to fuck in front of a camcorder.
But its just like weight. Everyone knows that fat chicks are unattractive but yet most American women just pack on the pounds year after year and then they just cant seem to figure out why their man if fucking the neighbor chick who actually works out.
Once a woman locks the guy in with marriage or a kid, she porks up, chops off the hair and becomes a nun in the bedroom. Yet another reason to NEVER get married.
You are now free to move about the cabin.
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