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A day to honor our fallen, yet American women still think its all about them.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking………………..

Don’t you guys just love how women like to “plan” YOUR time off. Even if they don’t have any real plans, they still don’t want you doing what you want. I mean, God forbid that you actually want to sleep in one fucking day. Memorial day is yet another day that our little American princesses want to stomp their little feet and get their way. They want you to do some bullshit project that benefits them and costs you money.

But fuck that! That is not what this day is about, this day is about the fallen soldiers who have paid the ultimate price for their country. This the day where we stop to recognize them and enjoy the freedom that they have paid for with their lives. It is not a day we should have to listen to some loud, overweight, overbearing bitch talk about what she wants to do.

Shit, don’t get me started on all the passive aggressive bullshit that women do, that will be covered in an upcoming post. So for now, I am asking you to join me as I lift up my beer in honor of our fallen heroes and the ones who are still out there fighting as you are reading this.

You are now free to move about my ballsack.

One Response to “A day to honor our fallen, yet American women still think its all about them.”

  1. “you are now free to move about my ballsack” HAH! 🙂

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