Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

No evidence of recent success, fuck Obama, single mothers are worthless.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 27, 2009


This is your Captain speaking

I was just talking to a buddy of mine about the bullshit known as marriage.  He told me about his older uncle who was married for decades, much like my grandparents and probably much like your grandparents.  I commented that you don’t see that in recent generations.  All of my friends are divorced at least once.  No one even remembers their high school sweetheart, let alone is still with the bitch.

The explanation is simple though, American women stood for something back then where now all they stand for is the all mighty dollar.  And on top of that they usually can be found pigging out on the nearest dollar menu at the local fast food joint.  Talk about fucking swine flu!!!

American women now are not even worth the effort it takes to even speak too.  They have no sense of dignity, they let themselves go to the point where they look like fat hairy men.  No wonder guys have a “mid-life crisis”, if your wife was fat and sporting a mustache, you’d have a fucking crisis too.

But I digress, back in the day women were treated like ladies because they deserved to be treated as such, but now fellas, treat them like the backstabbing overweight overbearing bitches that they are.

Let’s go fuck some Brazilian chicks!

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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