Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Why bother moving out of your parent’s place?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 15, 2009


This is your Captain speaking,

My question is not to suggest that people never move out. It is in reference to the fact that when a man gets married, he ends up right back in the same situation he was in when he was 16.

The place really isn’t his, he damn sure can’t set up the house like he wants, the bitch decorates. He has to ask permission for his friends to come over to watch the fight and God forbid that he wants to go over to that friend’s house that she doesn’t like. Yep, like 16 all over again, feeling trapped and looking forward to moving the fuck out.

Who do women act like a man’s mother? Who the fuck is telling them that this a good idea? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one mother is enough!! Women, especially American women are just a bunch of mentally unbalanced, controlling bitches and men need to learn that women really are good for one thing, sex. Fuck em’ and chuck em’.

Men need to lose this scarcity mindset and realize than there’s a constant stream of new pieces of ass turning 18 every fucking day!!!

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Don’t give in to these war pigs that you have to drink 4 quarts of malt liquor just to be able to look at her mismatched, discolored, sagging tits.

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Let’s step it up and let’s step out and make one final move out into our own place again! And once you have your freedom gentlemen, NEVER give it up again. If a chick wants to move in then it’s time for you to move on.   Kick her ever-expanding ass to the fucking curb!

You’re now free to grab your shit and go!

3 Responses to “Why bother moving out of your parent’s place?”

  1. EL OH EL.

    I really don’t even know if it’s “right” for me to read your blog, but I find it to be so entertaining. The things you say to defend men — they’re hilarious.

    AND, as a member of the opposite race (female), I do have to agree with some of the things you mentioned above. I love how your blog allows me to perceive the world from the male’s perspective, hahaha. Poor guys.

    ..Now, sounds like I gotta kick out my boyfriend’s friends out of the apartment RIGHT NOW.

    Kidding 🙂

  2. joe8pack said

    Haha, I never thought of it that way. “Man cave” = all the guy stuff has been moved into a small room, usually in the basement, so the wife can get all the rest to herself. My “man cave” will be the whole f—ing place.

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