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Archive for September, 2009

To the young guys.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 19, 2009

This is your Captain speaking……….welcome aboard fuckers.

This is a message for all the younger guys out there.  I know it sucks because attractive women your age are not giving you the time of day right now, but trust me.  Keep working on your career and your dreams and you will be amazed at how great your life will be.  You have NO idea how successful you can or will be when you’re 19, 20 or even 25.  The last thing you want to do is to get bogged down with some bitch and even worse if you knock the bitch up.

I’m not saying that you have to pay for pussy like a hooker, although there is some truth to that, but what I’m saying is that the more successful you become, the more doors will open and the more options you will have in your life.  Not just with women, but with every aspect of your life.

It kills me to see young guys settle for some local piece of ass that they knocked up and end up giving up all their hopes and dreams, just to slave away to support some bitch and “do the right thing”.  Well, that’s the wrong fucking thing gentlemen!

Don’t shoot yourself in the foot by settling down with your highschool sweetheart.  Don’t date single mothers and do not have a serious relationship until AFTER you have realized your dreams.  Even then, a serious relationship offers no benefits to a guy that he cant get by banging multiple women.

Stay true to yourselves guys, don’t fall into the money pit of marriage and kids.  Live your life the way that you want it and not how some bitch is nagging you to live it.

Until next time fuckers.

You’re now free to move about Wall Street.

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Cunts are never happy!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 10, 2009

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

There’s an old guy from Brooklyn on YouTube who did a video about how no matter what you do for a woman, it’s never good enough.  Well, the Kid from Brooklyn is right!

When I married my wife I was working a blue collar job and going to school.  Of  course AFTER the marriage she loved to tell me how my back-breaking labor and attending class didn’t compare to her government office job.  Why?  Because she had to supervise 3 or 4 people.  Nice huh.

Now I’m going to school full-time to get my MBA and I work full time in the financial industry making 3 times as much as I did then and guess what?  Yes, her low level government job is sooooooo much more stressfull than my full time job and student status.

They’re never fucking happy, they never lose that bullshit victim mentality.  Not to mention the fact that when she talks to her jabber-jaw fucking friends, she tries to take credit for what I’ve done.  Nevermind the fucking fact that I can’t even study in my own home.

That’s right, its just like on Sundays fellas, you’ve been there when its game time and that’s when she decides to fire up the vaccum.  Its passive aggressive bullshit like that, always interupting, complaining about some stupid shit, anything to keep me from doing my work but yet the bitch wants to take fucking credit.

Having a wife has been a handicap when it comes to my career and my education.  Hands fucking down!

Don’t make the same mistake I made guys.  If you aren’t meeting the women that you want to meet, look up some PUA information, its everywhere on the web and it does work.  DO NOT FUCKING SETTLE!!!!


It make take me a minute to get out, but I am getting the fuck out of this mess and I am NEVER getting married or living with a bitch ever again!

You’re now free to do shots about the cabin……

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Bitches Gone Wild!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 5, 2009

This is your Captain speaking……… welcome aboard fuckers.

Ever notice that whenever a woman does something wrong that there is always an excuse?  How many times have you heard phrases like “It’s not my fault, I’m just really sensitive right now..”, or “I’m hormonal”, the list goes on and on.  They always have some excuse for their bad behavior, for acting like a child or just plain being a cunt.


One of their favorite tools is “Backward Rationalizing”, where she does something then rationalizes it after the fact.   Have you ever had sex with a broad and afterwards she blames alcohol, or her emotional state (horny?), or one of women’s favorites is the man “tricked” them.

Wait……tricked them?  How is that possible ladies?

What happened to being so smart, independent, intelligent and all that other crap you talk nonstop about?   What about that women’s intuition that you love to go on and on about, isn’t that “never” wrong?  And aren’t all men just stupid dogs lead around by our cocks?  How could we possible fool oh so high woman?

Here’s the other part that’s complete bullshit.  Men are just suppose to accept a woman’s bad and/or childish behavior and not say or do anything about it.  We’re just suppose to accept their snide remarks and redundant  questions.

Fuck that!  Women are like urinals…….no wait, most urinals are probably a lot cleaner and have had a lot less visitors.     Ok, women are like a port-a-potty.   You should  just hold your breath, use them and get the fuck out!


You are now free to fuck about the cabin……..

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