Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

To the young guys.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 19, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……….welcome aboard fuckers.

This is a message for all the younger guys out there.  I know it sucks because attractive women your age are not giving you the time of day right now, but trust me.  Keep working on your career and your dreams and you will be amazed at how great your life will be.  You have NO idea how successful you can or will be when you’re 19, 20 or even 25.  The last thing you want to do is to get bogged down with some bitch and even worse if you knock the bitch up.

I’m not saying that you have to pay for pussy like a hooker, although there is some truth to that, but what I’m saying is that the more successful you become, the more doors will open and the more options you will have in your life.  Not just with women, but with every aspect of your life.

It kills me to see young guys settle for some local piece of ass that they knocked up and end up giving up all their hopes and dreams, just to slave away to support some bitch and “do the right thing”.  Well, that’s the wrong fucking thing gentlemen!

Don’t shoot yourself in the foot by settling down with your highschool sweetheart.  Don’t date single mothers and do not have a serious relationship until AFTER you have realized your dreams.  Even then, a serious relationship offers no benefits to a guy that he cant get by banging multiple women.

Stay true to yourselves guys, don’t fall into the money pit of marriage and kids.  Live your life the way that you want it and not how some bitch is nagging you to live it.

Until next time fuckers.

You’re now free to move about Wall Street.

2 Responses to “To the young guys.”

  1. Ralph said

    True dat…very leykisish, ha…I was actually willing to settle for a few local chicks, but none worked out …talking about blessings in disguise

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks man. You know people love to say that Leykis is just a shock jock, and he is, but he also speaks the truth. It’s crazy when you see exactly what he says play out in front of you. When you see the guys who married the high school sweetheart and she literally weighs over 200lbs now but he can’t afford to leave her because of alimony. When you have young chicks half your age jumping on your cock even though when you were 20 you couldn’t get a 20yr old to piss on you, now they love you. The man speaks the truth.

      thanks for stopping by, feel free to grab an ice cold PBR on your way out.

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