Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 23, 2009
This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!
Back in my day…………………ok don’t panic this isn’t going to be a rose colored glasses trip down memory lane, but it will be a comparison to demonstrate how our standards on the whole as men has gone straight down the shitter.
Back in the 80’s and 90’s if I said “Porn Star”, it actually meant something.
You would have gotten a clear picture of what a porn star looked like. Regardless of the race if a chick was a porn star, there were certain qualities that you could count on, the main one was of course was a kick ass body. Nice face, perfect ass, great tits (whether natural or aftermarket bolt-ons), and no muffin tops!
Now don’t get me wrong, I fucking love the internet, it provides a forum for everyone, whether through a blog such as this or through a site like YouTube or even the adult version of “tube” sites. Now, anyone can porn star.
There has been an explosion of homemade porn stars, many with less than desirable bodies. Now I understand the appeal of seeing a “regular” chick, one like the attractive, but not necessarily smoking chick that lives a couple doors down. However the latest wave of BBW and over-sized ass porn is proof of how American men have lowered their standards as to what “hot” is.
Its one thing for a flick with a girl next door type, but not if the girl next door has mounds of cellulite all over her ass and thighs, that’s just being desperate, remember porn is suppose to be about fantasy. Fat chicks are a dime a dozen, lazy bitches are everywhere!
What’s worse is that I see guys fawn all over out of shape, overweight chicks all the time. We have collectively lowered the bar and with women being the laziest creatures on the fucking planet, they will only do the bare minimum to get by.
The other sad part is a lot of these overweight porn queens would actually be pretty hot if they could just get the fucking fork out of their mouth and find a treadmill. But then again, we see this in everyday life, a muffin top who has potential, but because she’s already getting attention from a bunch of thirsty, desperate guys, she does nothing to improve or take it to the next level.
Gentlemen……..fuckers………….we need to cut this bullshit out. We need to raise our standards and our level of game. Yes we all have our slump-busters that we aren’t proud of; I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about all this fat bitch worship. If you have ever put the words “beautiful” and “BBW” in the same sentence, then please do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself.
This one case where I have to agree with the Expats, foreign women get it, they know that the game is never over, it’s a lesson that’s been long forgotten by the jizz-traps over here in the States.
You’re now free to watch Jenna.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2009
This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers.
As I was making my way back from lunch today, I ran into a female co-worker from my old dept. This chick used to be a smoking hot blond with an awesome body. Of course she was single then……..now a married woman, she has chunked up, cut her hair and constantly complains of migraines and other medical issues.
The latest revelation from this chunkster is that she is going to law school, not really a new claim, but considering that she’s been in community college for over 3 years does leave some doubt to her claim. She also said that she wants kids in the future.
So let’s review and pretend that she does actually go to law school one day. She’ll graduate with tons of debt then have a kid, no career established and her “lucky” husband will be left with not only her massive student loans but the cost of raising the little crumb crunchers that she wants. Typical American lazy bitch, doesn’t want real work, just wants to satisfy her own little fantasy that exists only in her overweight jizzed trapped mind. I can see why the other guy she was with ran like hell when the idea of marriage came up.
That guy had it right, wear the pussy out while she’s hot, the guy now has a fat, gassy, cranky version of what she used to be and he gets to pay all the bills! Wow, sign me up for that!
You’re now free to drink about the cabin!
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 10, 2009
This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!
A few posts back I talked about how I was called a woman hater because I did not want to risk getting fucked again by remarrying. A reader, Curiepoint, left these very truthful comments:
“The shaming language is a call to get you to embrace “normalcy”. That is to say, that the normal and
predictable thing for a man to do is to assume the yoke of an oppressive marriage, ungrateful children, and
mounting debt. To refuse all this is to buck the system, and we can’t have any of that.
I have ask rhetorically though, what is the difference between love and hate? Both have caused pain,
death, and misery in roughly equal proportions. Both carry a heavier price than is ever worth paying, and
neither deliver on any of the promises that they make. Why bother with either one?
The thing for these accusatory voices to realize, is that we do not hate women. That would assume that
they can trigger an emotional response in us. The real issue is our indifference to them, which is
diametrically opposed to both love and hate.
The shaming language is a call to get you to embrace “normalcy”. That is to say, that the normal and predictable thing for a man to do is to assume the yoke of an oppressive marriage, ungrateful children, andmounting debt. To refuse all this is to buck the system, and we can’t have any of that.I have ask rhetorically though, what is the difference between love and hate? Both have caused pain,death, and misery in roughly equal proportions. Both carry a heavier price than is ever worth paying, andneither deliver on any of the promises that they make. Why bother with either one? The thing for these accusatory voices to realize, is that we do not hate women. That would assume thatthey can trigger an emotional response in us. The real issue is our indifference to them, which isdiametrically opposed to both love and hate.”
It was his last sentence that stuck with me. I have referred to a certain rebound piece of ass before in this blog and after the sex ended with this bitch, her complaint, the thing that drove her completely fucking wild was my indifference toward her. She tried all her usual drama queen tactics on me, but to no effect. This drove her insane, she even told me so! She said that at least if I hate her that she can understand that.
Typical American bitch, everything revolves around her, the fact that I wasn’t feeding this cunt’s drama machine totally pissed her off even more.
I think it was more than indifference. This chick was last single in her 20’s, now she’s pushing 40 so her stock has crashed long ago and I think that she just can’t deal with that. I think that these entitlement whores cannot imagine the day when stomping their little feet no longer works and guys just don’t give a fuck because there’s something younger, hotter and with a better attitude right around the corner.
Silly cum bucket, tricks are for kids. I am indifferent because I have choices……and you don’t. Enjoy the rest of your miserable life you overweight loud-mouthed bitch!
You are now free to drink malt liquor about the cabin.
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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 1, 2009
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OK, I’m sick and tired of listening to these overweight middle aged broads talk about how they are in their “sexual prime” and that men their age can’t keep up. For now, let’s ignore the fact that the simple sight of the average American woman naked is not a pretty sight and would be an instant boner killer.
Everyone knows that women are at their hottest the second that they turn 18 and it goes downhill from there. However when they are young, they are getting plenty of attention from guys. Its ATTENTION that women crave and when they’re young they can get lots of it without much trouble. It’s been said by countless others and its worth repeating:
WOMEN ARE ATTENTION WHORES!
Fast forward 10 years and 55 pounds later and Ms. Fat and Sassy is finding that she’s about as desirable as a used turd at a yard sale. Guys her age can afford chicks much younger and hotter. The attention train has derailed for her. So to combat this and to fill the never-ending Western Female ego, this idea that they are in their sexual prime was started.
Because sex is the only thing that they have left. Now that their looks have vanished its their last and only card left to play. Some guys will bang anything, mainly broke guys. But for a woman, attention is attention and they don’t care where or how they get it.
The sexual peak thing is just another example of how women want their cake and eat it too. They can’t accept the fact that as they age, they have less of what men want and as men age, we have more of what women want.
So they make up some shit to make themselves feel better because the last thing that any woman wants to hear is the truth!
You are now free to piss on a fat girl’s french fries.
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