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Female Sexual Prime Myth?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 1, 2009

This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers!

OK, I’m sick and tired of listening to these overweight middle aged broads talk about how they are in their “sexual prime” and that men their age can’t keep up.  For now, let’s ignore the fact that the simple sight of the average American woman naked is not a pretty sight and would be an instant boner killer.

Everyone knows that women are at their hottest the second that they turn 18 and it goes downhill from there.  However when they are young, they are getting plenty of attention from guys.  Its ATTENTION that women crave and when they’re young they can get lots of it without much trouble.  It’s been said by countless others and its worth repeating:


typical  30-something American woman

Fast forward 10 years and 55 pounds later and Ms. Fat and Sassy is finding that she’s about as desirable as a used turd at a yard sale.  Guys her age can afford chicks much younger and hotter.  The attention train has derailed for her.  So to combat this and to fill the never-ending Western Female ego, this idea that they are in their sexual prime was started.

Because sex is the only thing that they have left.  Now that their looks have vanished its their last and only card left to play.  Some guys will bang anything, mainly broke guys.  But for a woman, attention is attention and they don’t care where or how they get it.

The sexual peak thing is just another example of how women want their cake and eat it too.  They can’t accept the fact that as they age, they have less of what men want and as men age, we have more of what women want.

So they make up some shit to make themselves feel better because the last thing that any woman wants to hear is the truth!

You are now free to piss on a fat girl’s french fries.

2 Responses to “Female Sexual Prime Myth?”

  1. Women are attention whores. Maybe not all, but many are from my experience. I couldn’t agree with you more.

  2. criepoint said

    I often hear the gloating tone of women who can’t resist pointing out that their sexual peak happens in their mid-thirties while guys peak out in high school. What is glaringly missing in all of this is the fact that they are also usually in peak bitch mode if a career gal, or peaking in the first wave of cellulite by that time.

    Sure, sexual compatability could be couched in the terms of a 35 year old woman getting it on with a 19 year old guy. In fact, I am sure there are a lot of apologists out there claiming this very fact when talking about these teachers, often married, scoring some young stud in her charge. This also neglects that a teenaged boy would put it to a hole in a picket fence if given the chance.

    Probably would be a better deal for him if he just did that.

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