Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Women plan to do fucking nothing!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2009


This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers.

As I was making my way back from lunch today, I ran into a female co-worker from my old dept.  This chick used to be a smoking hot blond with an awesome body.  Of course she was single then……..now a married woman, she has chunked up, cut her hair and constantly complains of migraines and other medical issues.


The latest revelation from this chunkster is that she is going to law school, not really a new claim, but considering that she’s been in community college for over 3 years does leave some doubt to her claim.  She also said that she wants kids in the future.

So let’s review and pretend that she does actually go to law school one day.  She’ll graduate with tons of debt then have a kid, no career established and her “lucky” husband will be left with not only her massive student loans but the cost of raising the little crumb crunchers that she wants.  Typical American lazy bitch, doesn’t want real work, just wants to satisfy her own little fantasy that exists only in her overweight jizzed trapped mind.  I can see why the other guy she was with ran like hell when the idea of marriage came up.

That guy had it right, wear the pussy out while she’s hot, the guy now has a fat, gassy, cranky version of what she used to be and he gets to pay all the bills!  Wow, sign me up for that!

You’re now free to drink about the cabin!



4 Responses to “Women plan to do fucking nothing!”

  1. Curiepoint said

    Don’t be fooled. She’s going to school to get her MRS degree, regardless of her major.

    Actually, going to law school puts her in a pool of potential husbands that will be more able to sustain her high lifestyle. You never hear of single women going back to school for air conditioning repair.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Exactly right about the pool of new potential husbands. The dumb slob she’s with now will be surely traded in. And when she gets knocked up, he’ll be paying child support to her and her new hubby. Isn’t there an old saying about the girlfriend (or in this case the husband) of the student is never the spouse of the professional.

  2. Curiepoint said

    I wonder if her husband is aware of how close he is to being nexted.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Probably not, I’ve seen them out and at company functions. She leads him around like a puppy. This chick is probably the hottest piece of ass that this guy has ever had. (although her hotness has been quickly fading since saying “I do”)

      However, I’m sure once she’s ready to trade up she’ll magically find the gym and lose weight long enough to reel in the next sucker.

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