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Simple Things that lead to Big Arguments in Marriage…….

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 20, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……………welcome aboard fuckers.

I’m going to be highlighting some simple, commonplace things that can start WWIII when you are married.  Today’s item of dispute is the hamburger.  Yes, a fucking hamburger.

Listen up single guys………..when you’re married, sometimes all the talk of women blabbing on about how independent they are and how they don’t need a man, blah, blah, blah……………

Sometimes  you actually expect your wife to act like an adult.  So you’re out and and about, you’re hungry so you stop at the nearest burger joint and pick up yourself something to eat.  No problem right?  After all even if the little (or not so little) lady was hungry, she’s has a car, she has money, and she’s in a house filled with food.

Hell no, instead you have to listen to what an asshole you are for not “thinking” of her.  Ms Independent is too fucking helpless to look after herself.  Even if you decided to buy her something to eat too, you’d be an asshole because she’s trying to eat healthy.  (yeah right!)

When you live alone, where and what you do for dinner is always perfect.  In fact everything you do is perfect!  All your jokes are funny, you’re witty, the list goes on.

American women just have this sense of entitlement that stinks to high Heaven!!!

Living alone is the best way to go!  Then you can live with the one person who likes everything the exact same way you do……..that person is YOU!

Until next time fuckers.

You’re now free to bang about the  cabin.


5 Responses to “Simple Things that lead to Big Arguments in Marriage…….”

  1. TrueMan said

    LOL – I have to cosign on this one. Great point.

  2. Capt. No-Marriage said

    That’s awesome, Two Live Crew sampled that clip for their “Me So Horny” single back in the day.

    “Me love you long time!!!”

  3. Zero Tolerance Man said

    I agree completely. American women are so overpriced it’s insane

  4. Curiepoint said

    Little things do lead to arguments with wives and girlfriends…

    like, say….you are breathing.

    Your higher lung capacity and the fact that as a man you engage in more strenuous activity, you are breathing more oxygen and nitrogen that could benefit some single mother who has eight kids by ten different fathers, not to mention the woman in your life.

    Sound ridiculous? No more so than what typically passes for egregious slights in her warped little mind.

  5. Zero Tolerance Man said

    That’s right………….they fucking cunts have a sense of entitlement which never ends. STAY SINGLE

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