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Married Men Don’t Get Time Off For the Holidays

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 29, 2009

This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers.

The title of this entry applies not just to married men, but to anyone living with a woman.   So single guys listen up and if you don’t believe what I’m about to tell you, then just pull one of your married buds aside and run it by him.

We’re wrapping up the Holidays this week, and going back to Thanksgiving where I am fortunate enough to work for a company that still gives a 4-day weekend for Thanksgiving.  That’s like a mini-vacation……..if you’re single.  Those of you who have been or are married know what I’m talking about.  You’re lucky if you can get a glimpse of the game on Thanksgiving.

Then on to Christmas and New Year’s which this year falls on a Friday which makes for back to back three day weekends!!!!   That’s fucking awesome………..that is…………if you’re single.

When you’re married your time is not your own, between the douche bag family members you barely recognize and don’t really fucking like, all the running around, decorations, or whatever stupid-ass fucktard shit women like to do…………you’re lucky to get a few hours on Sunday evening to yourself.

I know sometimes when you’re single you look at married people, especially this time of year, and you somehow feel that you are missing out on something.  That we have something that’s really special and you don’t.

Well………you’re FUCKING wrong.  It is us married guys who are missing out.  It is us who truly envy you  and would gladly trade places.

It is us married men, who need to lay down the plans of our escape and be free to go our own way.

You’re now free to move about your 3-Day weekend……

One Response to “Married Men Don’t Get Time Off For the Holidays”

  1. Zero Tolerance Man said

    Exactly! I agree. Also, congrats to the captain for a fabulous blog!

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