Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateCheaper to Keep Her? Fuck NO! It’s Cheaper to Chuck Her Out the Fucking Door!!
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 20, 2010
This is your Captain speaking………………welcome aboard fuckers.
There’s a lot of myths flying around when it comes to relationships. One of them is the old “it’s cheaper to keep her” myth and while there are cases where this is true (thanks to our fucked up court system). I think that if most guys get the fuck out of Dodge before the 10 year mark, then its “cheaper to chuck her”.
I’ve heard shit like “two can live cheaply as one”, that’s a crock of swine flu ridden pig shit!! The truth is once the bitch moves in, you’re FUCKED. I’m not just taking the obvious shit like utilities and food, but all the extra shit that you wouldn’t normally buy. This could be as simple as her always demanding the brand names where before you always bought the store brand. Or how about all the special stupid fucking special lotions, feminine rags and other shit that she just has to fucking have.
Let’s not forget stupid household shit, like how she just has to have new furniture, and new bedding and linens to match the furniture. 
Furniture which you would have NEVER bought on your own even if you need new furniture. Women just love to redecorate, it makes their slopholes wet to buy shit that is completely fucking worthless as soon as the cashier rings it up.
Let’s not forget about pets! Pets can be a double-edged sword because getting a pet could be her way of “testing” you to see what kind of parent you would be. Not to mention you have to train the fucking pets and feed them, more money coming out of your pocket.
I mentioned, kids, if she “forgets” to take the pill or the condom breaks, then she really has her claws deep into your finances! Plus she’ll have to cut back her hours, or even quit work when the little crumbcruncher arrives. She’ll want all the newest shit for the little rugrat and guess who pays? YOU!
Don’t fall for it! If you don’t believe me, just listen to some of the old Tom Leykis podcasts of his show and listen to caller after caller talk about he got royally FUCKED by trusting some chick, by being the nice guy, by doing what was “right”. Fuck what’s right, do what is right for you and DUMP THAT BITCH!!!
You’re now free to get your balls back.
Captain No-Marriage Blog 
Zero Tolerance Man said
As you can imagine, I am a huge Leykis fan and have called the show many times. I was sad beyond words when it was canceled. So far, I have collected over 3000 podcasts and will get more. I still listen at least 3 hours per day. Everything stated here is true. You should only spend enough time with a woman to fuck her and then kick her to the curb. Trying to have a “relationship” with a woman is a waste of time and money.