Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateBoycott Valentine’s Day
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 27, 2010
This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers.
Mark Rudov is alive and well. For the fourth year in a row he’s calling for a boycott of Valentine’s Day.
I can’t fucking agree more. Of course the average woman looks at money the same way she looks at sausage………the bitch doesn’t care how it’s made, she just wants to consume it. Forget about the economic downturn, women don’t care about trivial shit like that. She doesn’t care if you’re one paycheck away from being homeless, you have to “prove” your love.
Women are so diluted and vain that even though they know that the only reason guys pretend give shit on valentines fucking day is because they don’t want to hear her bitch…………they still act like its a genuine act of “love” and not the mental water-boarding that it really is. Stupid fucking cunts.
Want to stump a woman? Try these four words…….TIME VALUE OF MONEY. Take that money you’d blow on that cunt and pay off some debt or better yet put it in your “Fuck You” fund.
Then look at the bitch and say “Fuck You”. Fucking fuck-tard fucked up cum fucking urinal cunts.
You’re now free to buy yourself a quart of beer on Valentine’s Day and shove the empty bottle up her snatch.
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Zero Tolerance Man said
Actually, I like the idea of taking them out for V day and then leaving the table to use the bathroom after you finish eating. Leave them stuck with the bill and no transportation home. Happy Vagina day cunt!!!!!!!!
Capt. No-Marriage said
You got it ZTM, besides don’t they always say that they want a “night they’ll always remember”, that’s exactly what she’ll get when she has to be the one who foots the bill for a change!!!
curiepoint said
the things one can do with a wine bottle.
Hotdog.
Hallway.
Throw.
Capt. No-Marriage said
You got it!!!
Also, I bet if you did a photo search for “modern single mother” you’d probably get thousands of pictures like that except instead of a wine bottle up the snatch, it’d be the poor sack’s wallet who knocked her up. However, in the case of most “baby mamas” it’d be several wallets, a different wallet for each sperm donor.