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Hey Old Fucker!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 14, 2010

This is your Captain speaking……………welcome aboard fuckers!!

Does any of this female psycho-babble sound familiar?

You’re just bitter!

Someone must have really hurt you.

You just hate women!

Not all women are like that……I’m not.

You just haven’t met the right woman yet.

Of course when that doesn’t work then they try this…………..

Don’t you want to grow old with someone?  (what they forget is to add is that someone will be bugging and nagging the living hell out of you until one of you dies!!!!)

I feel sad for you.

You’ll never know true love with that attitude.

Older guys didn’t just pull their attitudes out of a fucking straw hat.  They came from years of life experiences.  We need to listen to our elders, I know that’s crazy-talk nowadays, but trust me.  These guys aren’t saying to stay away from marriage because “they can’t get laid”.  They’re saying it because its true.

The “See the matrix” analogy is probably grossly overused, but in this case it fits perfectly.  As we mature we start noticing patterns of behavior.  We notice that these patterns seem to match what some of these “old farts” have been trying to warn us about for years.  Pretty much every guy knows of another guy who has been raked over the coals by the court system.

Then through the power of hindsight, you start looking back at all your relationships and you can usually pinpoint the moment the first red flag went up.  But you stayed.

You’re now free to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow.

5 Responses to “Hey Old Fucker!!!!”

  1. Zero Tolerance Man said

    Oh, this is beautiful; a masterpiece of a post. This is exactly what happened to me. Now I see that behavior all around me from almost all women. If you want to live a long happy life, you cannot live with a woman. You have to keep them at a distance. Have your own house all to yourself. Have a great home theater, a good stereo (Mine cost $20K) and no fucking woman told me I couldn’t have it. Drive the car of your choice (mine is A Cadillac DTS, all paid for). Have the ability and freedom to kick these fucking bitches to the curb as soon as they open up their damned mouths. Any man who thinks he is the exception and has found the “perfect” woman will be in for a rude surprise down the road. All men must go their own way. Only pussies stay with these cunts.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks man. It’s funny, some people like to say that guys like Marc Rudov and Tom Leykis were just being over the top and that things “really aren’t like that”…..but they are!!!

      Like you said your house is just the way that you want it, you have all the toys that you want and nobody to nag you about it and best of all you live with the one person who has all the same likes and interests as you do……..YOU!! Congrats on a truly happy life!!

  2. curiepoint said

    The one thing that comes to mind regarding “growing old with someone” or “ridding yourself of loneliness”….

    Being alone is not the same as loneliness, just as being with someone who “loves” you, that is no panacea for loneliness either. To be by yourself and lonely can sting, but to be in a committed relationship with someone and still feel lonely…that cuts deep. It doesn’t take a Nobel Lauriat to figure out which one carries the least pain.

    As far as groing old together, we know that this is a crock of shit. When a man hits retirement age, he generally does not want to fill his time up with other shit just so he can claim to “keep moving”, usually at the insistence of his harpy shrew of a spouse. I have known more women who dump their husbands because he wants to actually rest from a lifetime of toil and not be a party clown for her amusement. These of course are the women who still think that they still got it going on at 60+ years old.

  3. Curiepoint said

    As an older man, I can only say that I would much rather be an old fucker than a young sucker. I have hope, though. Young men are beginning to see what’s in store for them if they follow in the footsteps of previous generations and marry. They have seen their fathers, their uncles, and their bosses get reamed by women, and cleaned out after the inevitable divorce.

    Marriage is on the decline in a big way. Take from a veteran of the relationship wars, things are changing fast.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Well said, I couldn’t agree more. I also like the phrase “relationship wars”, it is a war out there, one where men are slowly but surely laying down our weapons and refusing to fight. You can’t fight a “ghost”.

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