Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Why the Mistress Never Wins.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 11, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!

Ahhh yes, the mistress.  What is a mistress?  A chick that puts out and hopefully keeps her fucking trap shut.  That’s it.  Nothing more.

So what happens when the guy finally breaks the bonds of marriage?  Well first let’s look at who the mistress competes with while the guy is married.  The bitchy, nagging, bloated wife.  Not much competition!!  Anything looks good next to that!  It’s not like the guy can freely go out and look for other prospects, guys are often lazy when it comes to this.  If they have a chick that puts out and shuts up, that’s enough.

However once the guy is single, now the mistress is competing against every young hot piece of ass on the market.  At this point she has developed a sense of entitlement with the guy, but what she doesn’t realize is that now she has taken the role of the nagging bitch wife.  So the guy dumps her too.

Nothing wrong with a mistress, but ladies you need to know your fucking role.  A mistress is nothing but a handicapped booty call.  Once the bonds of marriage have been lifted, he’s going after the women he really wants to bone, and guess what…………it’s not YOU!

You’re now free to bang young hot chicks.



5 Responses to “Why the Mistress Never Wins.”

  1. I’ll be honest, sometimes I wish I could be as hot as those chicks. Unfortunately, I’m sure no one would take me seriously in the medical fiend as an MD if I had a body like one of them, hahaha. You hit the nail with this post about the mistress-turned-to-wife role. Hard.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks Z.

      Hot is good, but just taking care of yourself goes a long, long way. Good luck in Med School.

  2. IF I get into med school 😦 Still an undergrad right now, boooo!!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      If? Fucking If? As The Rock would say…….YOU BETTER GET YOUR CANDY ASS INTO MED SCHOOL BEFORE I TAKE A HOSPITAL BED, SHINE IT UP REALLY NICE AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Besides, we need more high income earners in this country. Someone has to pay the taxes, millions on welfare are depending on us!!

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