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Two Fucking People!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 20, 2010


This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

TWO!  That’s it, as I think about all the married guys that I know, I only know two fucking people who are happy and one of them is married to a non-American woman…..go figure.  Enough said there.

The other one had to go through hell to get to where he’s at now.  His first wife was well………your typical AW.  She ran him through the fucking ringer.  Got pregnant to try to keep him, mood swings, violent, paranoid, you name it.  She put this guy through hell.  But eventually he found the one hand grenade in the box that didn’t blow up when you pulled the pin.  His second wife must not know what year it is because she treats him like its 19 Fucking 50!!!!  Cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, the whole nine yards.  She even likes his crazy ass friends…….even me!!!


Unfortunately the odds of ending up like these two friends of mine are VERY fucking slim.  You are most likely to get the crazy bitch like my one friend got for his first wife.  I’m just glad he got the hell out of there.  I’ve never seen him more miserable when he was with her and more happy than he is now.  He won the fucking lotto.

But just because two guys won the lotto does NOT mean the rest of us should play.  Because like any casino, the odds are stacked in favor of the house.  And in America it’s a house of man-hating mentally ill bitches.   I congratulate my buddies on their winnings, but this game is too rich for my blood.  I fucking fold!!!

You are now free to drink about the casino.


12 Responses to “Two Fucking People!!!”

  1. sbrown7210 said

    With my first one, I must have angered the gods really good because she was every bit the paranoid, neurotic, bipolar crazy bitch I wouldn’t have wished on my worst enemy. So now we avoid the casino. I prefer the quick scratch off. Atleast with those you dont have to worry about baggage and previous play bullshit.

    Good Luck.

  2. you need to start looking abroad boys, or by finding a woman who’s finished with her crazy assed abusive misogynist prick of a husband and will treat you like a king for simply treating her like she is human.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Abused women make great fuck buddies, but nothing more because the baggage is too much. But you are dead on about foreign women, it’s the best way to go.

    • Andy said

      I started looking abroad a few years ago. Once I got back to The States after over a month of vacation what I once thought was attractive at home was just average or “diet soda” compared to what I experienced abroad. Foreign women are better looking than AW. In Europe, based on my experience and observation, there are better looking women and more of them. Yes, they will even travel in packs sometimes. That means a better ratio for guys and the less likely a guy is to end up at a sausage fest when he goes to a party, club, etc. Total opposite here in America.

      Here I’ve either gotten attitude from AW or not even the time of day. I guess I’m not enough of a bad boy asshole. Oh and when I say American Women I mean all American women or foreign-born women who have been here in The States quite some time enough to be Americanized. That’s right. American women who are white, hispanic, black, oriental, middle eastern, you name it I have found to be absolute trash in terms of looks and personality.

      Foreign women that have not been Americanized that actually live in foreign countries are nicer and easier to talk to. Let me just say that I haven’t gotten a piece of American “pie” in over 6 years. I’ve seen and been with better and my appetite has changed. I’ve you’ve ever seen “Interview With The Vampire” you noticed in one scene that after Brad Pitt’s character was bitten that he was no longer eating food. So in a metaphorical and good sense, once bitten, there is no going back.

      No wonder I just scoff and laugh when friends and co-workers show me photos of their fat and ugly friends they try to set me up with. I don’t budge and never have. Some are even puzzled why I don’t go for single moms. Geez. Local women that are fat, ugly, rude and some with little fuckholes running around. Well, with me that’s more than 3 strikes and that’s failing to convert on all 4 downs. Time to punt. Actually, time for me to start planning that next trip abroad.

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        Excellent points man. For me going to Europe was like taking someone who had eaten Spam all their life and then introducing them to steak. Beautiful women were everywhere! Even the ones that looked like they were beaten with the ugly stick still had a slamming body. They also seemed to know that they had to keep that slamming body or else they’d get kicked to the curb.

  3. Curiepoint said

    That’s bullshit. Abused women may in fact finally wise up and dump her abuser, but once abused, always abused. Get involved with one even as a fuck-buddy, and you will be the one to pay the bill that was rung up by the other guy. She doesn’t want to be treated well; she wants to not be abused, and there is a huge difference between the two. Even a woman, with her walnut-sized cerebral cortex, will know that to be treated well she must in turn treat well. She, in every likelihood, is incapable of that. So what does that leave?

    It leaves the notion that she doesn’t want to treat any man with respect, dignity, or kindness. Always will she see the face of the man that screwed her over, and since you are the next one, you will be kept off-balance by her raging mood swings, and basically used like she was.

    She’s out for revenge, guys. Indescriminate, unyielding, rage-fuelled revenge. She will not rest until she fucks up your life the way she feels hers was fucked up.

    Then, her rage abated sufficiently, she will seek out another bad boy to give her a gina-tingle, and the cycle will start all over again.

    A fucked-up broad once, a fucked-up broad always. They are poison.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I’ve been pretty lucky using them as fuck buddies. Abused women tend to be the ultimate attention whores and when the attention stops, they quickly move on. I think mainly because there always to seems to be at least a couple guys just waiting to be Capt Save a Hoe that come in to fill the breach.

  4. I couldn’t disagree with you more. When a woman has grown used to being put down and treated like shit, she learns to appreciate even the smallest niceties, so for the minimal input she will give you maximum output.

    Just as when a guy has been fully fucked over by their first wife he has greater appreciation for a normal woman who simply wants to love and care for him in return for the same.

  5. Curiepoint said

    I only know what I see, SV. I have yet to meet any woman who picked a shit-heel for a mate, got emotionally run down, and finally ended it, that didn’t take her revenge out on the next guy. I’ve seen it happen to my brother, and when I was younger, to me as well.

    Maybe you are right, but I am guessing that the scenario you depict isn’t as frequent as you seem to imply. Lots of women like to say that they are well past their experiences, but in truth they live it long past the actual events, and well into their new relationships. Again, this is reflective of my observance, so weigh it accordingly.

    My former fiancee seemed to think that I was just like her stoner bum of an ex-husband. I couldn’t see the parallel, because I was (and am currently) committed to my children; financially, emotionally, and morally involved. Her ex never was. Somehow, that was my fault and that I was a terrible father to my own kids.

    It’s all projection and guilt-tripping. Her anger and resentment may well belong placed upon her ex, but to put it all to me to not only fix her fucked-up life and still take the hit? No thanks.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I agree, it tends to be a pattern of behavior when it comes to women who date abusive men.

      As for the women who just like to date losers, typically they don’t change their tune until their looks fade and the bad boys lose interest in them. Then, they suddenly want to meet a good guy and they expect him to come in and clean up the mess (as in pay for the kids she had from multiple guys).

  6. Curiepoint said

    …and incidentally, she was not the first one to do this, and not the last.

    Treating them with respect and affection only makes you a sucker in her eyes, and un-deserving of respect.

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