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Archive for August, 2010


Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 30, 2010

Nothing like drunk emailing some skanks you bang on the side.  Goddamn you Alcohol!!!  You win this round, but I’ll be back tomorrow!!!!!

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Poverty Better than Abortion?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 24, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers!

I am amazed sometimes, I truly am.  Some of the conversations I have with women both amaze and frustrate me.  However the conversations I’m having are not occurring in a vacuum.  The effects of what I’m talking about can be seen in our society.  It can be seen in our so-called “working poor”

The news channels love the working poor, especially around election time.  They parade family after family of people talking about how they can’t make ends meet.  That they need help from the rest of us.

Now I do give to charity, but I can’t help to wonder if it’s ever dawned on any of these people that the fact that they keep shitting out little rug-rats is a major factor, often the major factor in their poverty!!  Newsflash fuckwad, if you’re poor before you have a kid, the shit will be worse after!!!!

Or the poor single mother stories about how Sally had to drop out of college because she got knocked up by her loser boyfriend.  Amazing how these women can smoke, drink and bang all throughout high school and college yet the moment they get knocked up they suddenly latch on to some moral compass that doesn’t allow them to get an abortion.

I know women who have been in that situation and guess what?  The ones who had the abortion are doing pretty goddamn good for themselves.  The ones who didn’t, well the typical story is that the guy who knocked them up left them.  Of course they didn’t finish school so now they have a dead-end job.  Now with the extra kid baggage they are not able to attract as high quality of a man as they could have before so they raise their child in poverty conditions living off Section 8 housing, food stamps, and other forms of public assistance.  To her abortion is wrong, but bringing a child up in shitty conditions without a father is perfectly ok.

Well you know what missy, you can take that bullshit moral compass of yours and shove it up your twat.  Maybe it’ll act like a diaphragm so that you won’t bring any more future gang members and car-jackers into this world.

Ladies your logic is fucked!

You are now free to drink a 40.

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What Are You Really Getting?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 17, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!!

When you work someplace that the majority of employees are women, you get to see and hear some things that you’d probably rather not know.  Like the woman in her mid 20s who sleeps in a separate bedroom and when her “soulmate”  wants some ass he has to pay for it with dinner and gifts.  Or how about the endless medical issues that some women have ranging from migraines to anxiety episodes??  I mean if she’s pulling this shit with her boss, imagine trying to get some pussy from her?

Of course these women hid these behaviors BEFORE their guy signed the dotted line.  These women I’m talking about look great when you first see them.  You think, man that’s not too bad right there.  She’s HOT!  But soon you see she’s more loosely held together like a shade-tree mechanic’s old Chevy!

Their husbands thought they were getting this…………………………….

But what they REALLY got stuck with is this…………………….

Talk about fucking Cash for Clunkers!  Holy Bait and Switch Batman!!!

I have recently seen an increase in some of these so-called “classics” trying to get my attention.  I’ve even test drove a couple.  However in the back of my head, I wonder HOW MUCH ARE THE MAINTENANCE COSTS!!!!

You are now free to listen to Tom Leykis.

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