Captain No-Marriage Blog

This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!!

Check this shit out, I’ll drink a beer while I wait….

First off, let me say something to this guy that he probably never heard from his wife.  Thank you.  Thank you for your service to this country.

So this guy has to pay over thirty grand in alimony for the rest of her life, plus another ten grand for child support.  I mean his ex-wife who is a fucking nurse gets half of his military retirement?  What the fuck for?  Why didn’t she have her own retirement?  What happened to all this equality bullshit.  Oh that’s right, women only want to be equal when it suits them, the rest of the time the bitches want to play the victim.

Now this guy is much nicer than me, no surprise there.  I do NOT agree that she is entitled to his military retirement.  In fact, in today’s society if a woman chooses to depend on a man and ends up with nothing then she should get nothing, because here in the grown-up world we have to live with the consequences of our decisions girls.  Crazy concept, I know.  There should NEVER be alimony!! 

At the very least if you don’t have a job, then no alimony check and no child support check.  If you can’t hold down a goddamn job then you don’t deserve to take money from someone who can, you lazy cunt!  Go fuck yourself.

At least if I get a professional hooker she tells me upfront how much money she’s going to take, which is 1000 times more honest than 99.999999999% of American Women.

You’re now free to hire a professional.