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Expired Cunt Wants Me To Pay For Old Vagina!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 18, 2010


This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!

A while back I talked about my lack of interest in my class reunion, however I eventually decided to go along with some good friends of mine who I still keep in touch with. There was also a particular female “friend” there also that I have been conversing with via email before the reunion.

This particular woman is someone who I had an interest in back in high school but was unsuccessful in banging her back then. Even after graduation I’d run into her every now and they, we even went to dinner back before I knew any better. Of course back then she was in her twenties and no doubt had plenty of offers rolling in while at that point in my life I had a blue collar job making a shitty hourly wage.

Fast-forward 3 kids and 2 different fathers later for her and an MBA and good paying job for me…………….and what do you know. When we started talking this time there was a spark!! Love is in the goddamn stankin’ air!! Imagine that! But wait folks, that’s not all. She even confessed that she liked me back in school too! Oh happy happy joy joy!!! Then she told me that she wished I had asked her out back then!!

Hang on a second………..I detect a flaw in the slaw here.  For fuck sake I tried, I did shit I’d never do now to get that pussy! It was not lack of effort on my part! Don’t you just love how women twist shit around? Let’s take a look at what really went the fuck on.

THEN:then

NOW:now

 

In her 20s she was getting all kinds of offers and little Miss Princess could be as picky as she wanted! But now that her ass is knocking on 40 with “multiple baby daddy syndrome” kicking her in the teeth………..she suddenly has a change of heart. Thank goodness my lucky stars!! Oh, did I mention that this chick doesn’t have any kind of career or education to fall back on; her 401k is finding a guy (sucker) to lock in and make him pay!! Speaking of paying, do I even have to mention that one of the father’s is a loser who doesn’t pay child support? Big surprise I know.

Now that all the good prospects have dried up, oh yes now she wants me to come in with my Captain Save-A-Hoe cape and pay all the bills. Pay for the fun all other guys had who got her in her prime, back when the ass was still firm, the tits pointed straight ahead and the pussy was still tight. Yes, now she wants a one on one serious relationship.

To quote an old Saturday Night Live skit…..”Isn’t that special!”

You are now free to bang hookers in Europe.

5 Responses to “Expired Cunt Wants Me To Pay For Old Vagina!”

  1. Walter said

    Wonderful commentary. I love this!! She wish you had asked her out? Yeah right. That is so typical isn’t it? AW are such shit. What an insult to you as if your stupid enough to fall for that BS. Isn’t it great to brush off these old cunts? I think so!! Live with it bitch. So typical also that one of the fathers is s loser. Oh well that’s her problem nobody asked her to spread her legs for that jerk-off. Thanks captain no marriage.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks for stopping by Walter. Yes I’m amazed how women can have TWO kids with the same loser. You’ll love this, another red flag this bitch is waving in the wind is the old “I don’t like to fight” line. What that really means is that she’ll say all the off the wall shit she wants and when you get in her face about it, suddenly she doesn’t want to talk anymore. American women are a joke!

  2. themadjewess said

    Hey Capt, thats about right! HAHAHAHA!
    Women look like SHIT when they are over 35! And women nowadays have ZERO personality so who wants to be near these insane tyrannical snotty sleezoid PIGS!
    Poor men. I hate women so g’d much, thank GOD I only have ONE female friend, and shes just like me.

    FK WOMEN! I bet the anti-Christ WILL be a female with a long whip and chain, with child support papers in her hands.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      “I bet the anti-Christ WILL be a female with a long whip and chain, with child support papers in her hands.”

      That’s golden MJ, I almost pissed myself laughing.

      • themadjewess said

        EVERYTHING that is wrong in this world is due to women that are out of control, evil, snakes.
        The WORST women in the planet ARE Jewish bitches, no shit.

        If men were in charge, true, we would be at war a lot, but we would be SAFE. When they gave women a right to vote, that just fukked this place up.

        I am NO fan of the Muslims, but at times, I REALLY believe they have got the women thing down pat.

        The book Of Revelations in the New Testament, Christian bible talks about the WHORE of Babylon, so, I am not that far off in thinking that the anti-Christ is a woman, and she is going to fk things up more!

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