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Just Say NO To Ultimatums

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 27, 2010


This is your Captain speaking……………..welcome aboard fuckers!!

So I found a great Q&A section over at the Midlife Bachelor’s site, this particular question is from a 42 yr old guy who’s dating a 29 yr old woman.  And guess what, she wants to get married!!!

screaming bitch

Isn’t that awesome, she’s been banging around for a good decade or so and now she wants to get serious and have this guy foot the bill.  She knew her sell-by date was less than a year away and at this point she’s just casting a play, looking for someone to play the part of sperm donor and checkbook.  I loved this letter because it’s FULL of red flags. 

Tell me is this is typical Ameriskank behavior……

“If something is really important to her, I can tell because she will get really emotional quickly if I don’t react the way she thinks I should.”

Or how about this……

‘she got really upset and started crying uncontrollably. Then she got mad at me and said I had better not be wasting her time.’

To all you young guys out there who’ve been dating a nice hot piece of ass, if ANYTHING in that article reminds you of your little princess, then it’s time to get the fuck out!! 

I mean, have you ever talked to a guy who got an ultimatum and was happy about it later?  Hell the fuck no! 

And now a message for the ladies.  Girls if you were truly as awesome as you think you are, then you wouldn’t need to give a guy an ultimatum.  Ultimatums are just more proof that marriage has nothing to do with love and everything to do with getting the guy to sign on the dotted line.

You are now free to do coke off a call girl.

2 Responses to “Just Say NO To Ultimatums”

  1. themadjewess said

    Here is an ultimadum for HER:
    1. lose weight bitch
    2. shut the hole in ya face
    3. now we can talk.

    😀

  2. You are outstanding, Captain!!! I really like your interpretation of this situation!!! Well done!!

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