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Archive for October, 2010

Red Flags All Over My Screen

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 31, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Look what we have here.  princess tard Another fine contestant from the wonderful world of online dating.  A perfect example of what’s wrong with American women.  She looks good on the outside, but let’s look at her profile.  Starting with her headline.

“Big time fist bump to Match for allowing me a break from the bar scene.”

Nice huh.  By the way, she’s 31 and we all know that maintenance costs for a chick like this are worse than for an exotic sports car.  But perhaps I’m being too harsh let’s see her opening paragraph.

“So the word is out. I’m single and looking (but there seems to be a serious drought of decent men in Boston’s bar scene, and if I have to fend off another douchie guy out there, I might claw my eyes out). So, in the interest of saving my eyes (and my sanity), I am nervously turning to online dating in hopes of finding a nice, quality guy.”

Fuck, where do I begin with that?  I could get several posts just from that steaming pile she just laid.  Darling I realize that Boston is a really small town………….you stupid cum basket are you serious?  You can’t find a guy in a city the size of Boston?

Ladies if you can’t find a “decent” guy it’s because they’re avoiding you!  Conversely gentlemen if you hear a woman complain about the lack of good men around that’s your official notice that other intelligent men are avoiding this chick and you should do the same! 

But Princess Entitlement doesn’t stop there.  She goes on with her laundry list for Mr. Right.

“Someone who is genuine, honest, kind, great sense of humor (definitely an emphasis on this one), clever, active, interested in current events and can hold a conversation, enjoys trying new things and exploring new places, is confident (but not cocky), and is a gentleman whom even mom would approve of, for starters.”

Soooooooooooo……………………………..she want’s to date Jesus. 

“I guess this is my opportunity to go on and on about how amazing I am, but I think I’ll save that for our first date (and wow the pants off of you. Though not literally. I mean, it’s our first date).”

Oh ok, that cleared it up for me.  She wants an awesome guy to take her places but doesn’t want any pussy.  Good luck with that Princess.  You might as well start collecting cats now!

You’re now free jack off on a jack-o-lantern

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Don’t Listen to the “You’re Wasting Your Vote Bullshit”

Posted by The Political Pirate on October 29, 2010


I’m a third party kind of guy.  I’m pretty much tired of the constant fucking up by both major parties.  Not only that but I am guilty of actually going to the various candidates websites and actually reading what they stand for.  Fucking insane isn’t it?

So to all those who like to say that unless you’re voting Repube or Demo-rat that you’re wasting your vote…….I say go fuck yourself.

Want to know who really is wasting their vote?  The fucks who don’t vote, that’s who!  Go talk to the nitwit who’s always bitching but isn’t even registered to vote.  Or the asstard who bitches about local taxes going up but yet when you talk to them about voting they only vote in “the big elections”. 

Now you know who does vote in every election?  Old fuckers, that’s right because they have nothing else to do.  Old fuckers only do two things, that’s vote and pass judgment on younger people.  Is that really who you want making your decisions for you?  Have you seen how they drive?

Go fucking vote.  Show up drunk and/or high, I don’t give a shit, just vote.

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And Now For Something Completely Different……..

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 28, 2010


Well maybe not completely different.  But there will be slight changes of pace thrown this shit hole of a blog in the form of some social/political commentary.  Don’t worry fuckers, the Captain will still be doing what I do best.  Pissing off bitches and hoes.

So you will now notice two authors in the left side bar.  This will help keep shit straight.  Don’t fret, I promise the level of stupidity and toilet humor will remain at record lows.

Enjoy fuckers.

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I Want More Out of Life

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 27, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!

I want a good life, that’s what I hear a lot from women who have spent their youth banging losers.  Funny how they weren’t looking for anything while some dope smoking idiot was dumping load after load into her as she kept shitting out kids.  Now that reality is beginning to set in and kick these bitches asses………now they want Poindexter from the IT department to step in and fill the financial void.

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Single mothers wanting to start a “new” life, of course it’s only new if you don’t count all the fucking baggage they’re carrying around with them.  They want the new guy to pick up the tab for the loser who banged her back when she was at her hottest.  Now that she’s giving you the left overs, you also have to pay.  Awesome deal huh!

What’s crazy is these women who have spend most of their lives fucking losers suddenly have this incredible sense of entitlement!  They demand shit out of Poindexter that their old loser of a sperm donor wouldn’t even consider doing.  Now that they’re all worn the fuck out, now they want to have something meaningful.

I know it’s tempting sometimes guys.  Sometimes these women actually look good!  Just don’t forget it’s the ole bait n switch tactic.  Once she gets you locked in, here comes the pounds and there goes the long hair.  You can forget about good sex!  Blowjobs?  Not on your life!

Of course these are some of the same women who lament about not being able to find a good guy.  Bitch maybe the fact you have 3 or 4 kids is a fucking factor!!!  Do you really think another guy wants to jump in and start paying?  Yes everyone can make one mistake but when you let yourself get knocked up by a loser repeatedly, FUCK YOU!

You’re now free to blow a load in some cunt’s hair.


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“The Destruction of a Good Thing” by Johnny

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 18, 2010



What’s up fuckers!  First off, thank you to all of you who have left comments on the various rants I have posted on here.  Today I wanted to share one with you that you probably haven’t seen.  It’s from a slightly different POV than you’d normally read on this blog, which is what makes it interesting.  It was left in the “About Your Captain” section.  So grab a beer and enjoy.

“The Destruction of a Good Thing”

It truly is a shame that as a result of all of the wealth and blessings we have here in the USA, that the women in this country have absolutely destroyed the institution of marriage. There really isn’t anything wrong with marriage, it’s the simple fact that women in this country have become so incredibly evil, spoiled and selfish, they absolutely have not only destroyed what marriage is supposed to be in the eyes of the Lord. They have destroyed the lives of their husbands and their children as well. After all, you don’t see men going in for abortions do you? The Nazis only murdered 6,000,000 innocent people. American women have wiped out over 50,000,000 unborn children since Roe vs Wade….Now that’s some kind of selfish if you ask me.

I have counted 12, yes 12 friends who were married and are now divorced and ALL of them ended up divorced as the result of their ex-wives. These women either cheated or simply abandoned their families because their lives just wasn’t good enough. UNBELIEVABLE!!! Not a single one of these guys caused their divorces and I asked them all some hard questions. In no way were these guys perfect but they are good guys and all in all, good providers, husbands and fathers.

I also am divorced and my ex-psycho was not only selfish, but lazy, violent and verbally abusive. If ANYONE in this world has the right to say NEVER AGAIN, it’s me. Even after all of that, I still believe in the institution of marriage but I will NEVER, EVER, consider marrying or even dating an American woman. It simply isn’t worth it. If I do get married or consider it in the future, I’m going overseas, specifically to the Ukraine. I have friends who are, like me, divorced from American women and have gone their and are very happy with their Russian/ Ukrainian and Colombian wives. Women from other countries, especially Slavic nations have a much different perspective on life, family and marriage. They would do anything to have a good man to be married to. Something American women don’t seem to understand. That’s fine with me. They can all grow old and alone as far as I’m concerned.

Just wanted to share my perspective.


Excellent commentary.  Thanks Johnny. 

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The Next Generation of Beaten Dogs

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 16, 2010

This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers.

So I made a comment on a site about Marriage 2.0 (no not the Spearhead article).  My response was simply that there is no benefit to a man to get married, because there isn’t.  The following is a response I received to my comment.  I of course interjected my alcohol fueled commentary highlighted in red.

I’m not naming this person because this young man represents a lot of young guys that have grown up with the internet and probably have little or no interpersonal skills out in the real world.   Enjoy fuckers.


  • Marriage actually guarantees quite a bit, for those who are willing to make the sacrifice and do for more than themselves. Sounds like a recipe to get fucked!

  • Marriage guarantees that you will: have the opportunity to grow in selflessness, be able to have a more keen sense of self and others, understand the intricacies of other people centeredness, What? You have to have a mommy to help you be a better person, you can’t grow on your own?

  • have a family of your own, grow in emotional intelligence, increase your income and your wealth, Whoa!  Stop right the fuck there nitwit.  Unless you’re a loser marriage does not increase your wealth, especially when you live in a community property state as most of us do.  Talk to some guys who are paying out the ass in child support for kids she wanted and alimony to her while she’s shacked up with her next victim. Ok, let’s continue on…

  • enjoy the benefits of a consistent and fulfilling sex life, Holy diluted sense of how the real world works Batman!  What the fuck do we have here!!!  This kid needs to talk to some of the guys he works with that’s been married for a few years.  I don’t know of any married guys talking about how their sex life kicks ass or how after they signed on the dotted line how she keeps herself in tip top shape.  In fact, we hear the exact opposite.  Sure there are some guys who get it regularly but even then you’re getting the same old tired shit regularly.,

  • have companionship and loyalty, Loyalty?  Women initiate 70% of divorces.

  • build a true home, see the world, build your local community, provide assistance to kids who don’t have a home, and take out the garbage. Take out the garbage?  That’s the best you can come up with for a benefit?
    Who wouldn’t want to try that?!

  • I was once a single male. Not much out there. This where the real problem surfaces for this young man.  He was probably raised by a single mother who taught him to be a nice guy and we all know how much nice guys get laid.  So then he finally found someone with a vagina who would give him the time of day he jumped in with both feet, overlooking all her faults because he was just desperate and without options.


  • You take a risk either way. If you’re not dating a woman you date your job. If you’re dating someone that you like, but don’t want to get married to, you never have a fulfilling relationship outside of sex. If she wants to be with you and not get married as well, you move in together and then you have a psuedo-marriage. Never live with a bitch!!


  • So the benefit there, is that you don’t have to come up with lawyer fees, but you have to find a security deposit for your next apartment…lol. Which isn’t hard if you have a career, give up your dream of being a shift manager at Wendy’s and you might be able to afford the security deposit.

You are now free to send cock pics to random chicks.  You know they like it.

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