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The Next Generation of Beaten Dogs

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 16, 2010

This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers.

So I made a comment on a site about Marriage 2.0 (no not the Spearhead article).  My response was simply that there is no benefit to a man to get married, because there isn’t.  The following is a response I received to my comment.  I of course interjected my alcohol fueled commentary highlighted in red.

I’m not naming this person because this young man represents a lot of young guys that have grown up with the internet and probably have little or no interpersonal skills out in the real world.   Enjoy fuckers.


  • Marriage actually guarantees quite a bit, for those who are willing to make the sacrifice and do for more than themselves. Sounds like a recipe to get fucked!

  • Marriage guarantees that you will: have the opportunity to grow in selflessness, be able to have a more keen sense of self and others, understand the intricacies of other people centeredness, What? You have to have a mommy to help you be a better person, you can’t grow on your own?

  • have a family of your own, grow in emotional intelligence, increase your income and your wealth, Whoa!  Stop right the fuck there nitwit.  Unless you’re a loser marriage does not increase your wealth, especially when you live in a community property state as most of us do.  Talk to some guys who are paying out the ass in child support for kids she wanted and alimony to her while she’s shacked up with her next victim. Ok, let’s continue on…

  • enjoy the benefits of a consistent and fulfilling sex life, Holy diluted sense of how the real world works Batman!  What the fuck do we have here!!!  This kid needs to talk to some of the guys he works with that’s been married for a few years.  I don’t know of any married guys talking about how their sex life kicks ass or how after they signed on the dotted line how she keeps herself in tip top shape.  In fact, we hear the exact opposite.  Sure there are some guys who get it regularly but even then you’re getting the same old tired shit regularly.,

  • have companionship and loyalty, Loyalty?  Women initiate 70% of divorces.

  • build a true home, see the world, build your local community, provide assistance to kids who don’t have a home, and take out the garbage. Take out the garbage?  That’s the best you can come up with for a benefit?
    Who wouldn’t want to try that?!

  • I was once a single male. Not much out there. This where the real problem surfaces for this young man.  He was probably raised by a single mother who taught him to be a nice guy and we all know how much nice guys get laid.  So then he finally found someone with a vagina who would give him the time of day he jumped in with both feet, overlooking all her faults because he was just desperate and without options.


  • You take a risk either way. If you’re not dating a woman you date your job. If you’re dating someone that you like, but don’t want to get married to, you never have a fulfilling relationship outside of sex. If she wants to be with you and not get married as well, you move in together and then you have a psuedo-marriage. Never live with a bitch!!


  • So the benefit there, is that you don’t have to come up with lawyer fees, but you have to find a security deposit for your next apartment…lol. Which isn’t hard if you have a career, give up your dream of being a shift manager at Wendy’s and you might be able to afford the security deposit.

You are now free to send cock pics to random chicks.  You know they like it.

4 Responses to “The Next Generation of Beaten Dogs”

  1. Walter said

    In a nutshell everything mentioned by this wuss is actually the opposite in real life. Isn’t it sad to see men this pathetic? I suffer from POM. Peace of mind. Can’t get screwed, financially raped, or verbally abused etc etc etc as long as I don’t GET MARRIED!! Great commentary as usual Cpt.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks Walter. Yes it is pathetic. Even when you try to help one of these guys they act like you’re somehow jealous of what they think they have. A few will have the balls to actually come back and tell you that you were right once reality hits them in the balls, but by that time it’s too late.

  2. Andy said

    I don’t live with a bitch. I live with me, myself and I. For that reason there’s a lot I don’t have to put up with. For instance, instead of being forced to watch Lifetime or Oxygen I can watch the Australian Open strictly for the female players and for dessert pop in a porno like “Backdoor Bimbos from Barstow”. Made up but maybe such a title does exist. Sadly though, I know married guys who have to deal with the whining and nagging and when it’s not that their wives have their balls in a vice grip.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      First off, mad props to the women of the Australian Open. You’re right man. At YOUR place things are exactly the way you want them. If you want to hang fucking swords and shit all over the walls you don’t have to listen to some bitch nag you about it. Guns, motorcycles, TVs, stereo equipment, whatever you want you don’t have to clear it through anyone. You live with the one person who likes everything the the way you do……you.

      Hats off to you for not signing over your life and liberty.

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