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Archive for November, 2010

Cyber Monday Special

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 29, 2010

What’s up fuckers!  Here’s some classic Tom Leykis on how women try to get you in the door with a Black Friday or Cyber Monday deal.  Don’t fall for it!!

Sex as a loss leader.

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What Happens In England……..Probably Won’t Stay In England

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 26, 2010


This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers!

First off, many thanks to Blackchild for bringing this story to my attention.  It’s a story from the UK’s Daily Mail about a lotto winner who’s ex-wife that he divorced back in 2000 was able to get her hands on over $3 million (US dollars) of his lotto winnings.


It wasn’t enough that her child support increased from just over $300 a month to over $3000 (US dollars), no that wasn’t enough for this cunt who is spending the money on her new guy.  Hey, any bets on how long new guy sticks around after she blows the money?

Keep in mind that this guy had already intended to give his ex wife a “big gift”.  If you ever needed evidence that when it comes to Western women that being a nice guy NEVER pays, there you go.

It’s bad enough that there’s this notion that when a couple is married and the man is successful that the woman had something to do with his success even though most times she’s actually a handicap.  But how in the blue hell did we get to the point where a woman is entitled to money years after the divorce? 

So since she’s entitled to increases in his wealth, what about decreases?  It’s basic finance, if you want to share in the gains you should equally share in the losses.  Maybe men who find themselves in financial turmoil should sue their ex-wives so that they can share in the liability?

That would be equal and isn’t that what you girls want?

You’re now free to pay hookers with scratch-off tickets.

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4 Out Of 10 Americans Have Managed to Pull Their Head Out of Their ASS!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2010



This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Soooooo, ever so shocking news that 4 out of 10 Americans think that marriage is obsolete.  Wow, as if we didn’t see that one coming.  This earth-shattering study was conducted by the Pew Research Center. 

The only people who wouldn’t think that marriage is obsolete  are the ones who are living off the marriage tit…..women.  They have nothing to lose in marriage!

Say what you want about Tiger Woods, but if the situation was reversed, he’d still have to pay out the ass!!  Of course the press would probably put the OJ spin on it and still blame him.  Once she said “I do” it was only a matter of time before she cashed the check.

So for women marriage isn’t obsolete because it does exactly what they want it to do………..transfer wealth from the people who earn it (men) to those who don’t (women). 

4 out of 10 Americans are right, marriage is a steaming shit sandwich served with a side of dirty ass.

You’re now free to wash your dirty ass.


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How the Fed Works

Posted by The Political Pirate on November 15, 2010



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How did YOU get here??

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 12, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.


Ever wonder how people find this shit hole corner of the internet?  Well grab a hooker because you’re in luck.  I’ve saved some of the search terms that have brought people to this blog.  You’re some sick fucks but I love ya.

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See told ya.  You weird fuckers. Thanks for stopping by.


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I’m Not That Kind of Girl

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2010

This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!

How often have you heard a woman talk about divorce, specifically about women who clean out their soon to be husbands and say “I’d never do that, I’d only want what’s mine”.

innocent look

Of course when the marriage is over women tend to think that EVERYTHING is theirs, don’t they.

The ones that amuse me are the married ones who say that they don’t want their husbands money.  These women claim that if they left, they wouldn’t go after the guy because……….wait for it…………..wait………..they’re not that kind of woman.

What I’ve noticed about 99.9% of these women is that they are married to losers who don’t have any money to take in the first place.  So these suedo-saints are trying to take credit for something that is basically impossible.  Big deal honey, you won’t go after your pot smoking boyfriend who works part time in retail.  That’s mighty nice of you, I’m sure you could really cash in there.

These women talk as if they’re married to Donald Trump and could get some huge payday.  The only reason these women are saying they don’t want their husbands money is because you can’t get something that doesn’t exist.  Classic sour grapes! 

I guaran-fucking-tee that if these women were with guys bringing down six figures that their tune would change.  Suddenly they would claim that they somehow contributed to the guy being where he is.  Funny how that retarded saying about every successful man having a woman behind them doesn’t kick in when the guy spends his day asking people “paper or plastic” or is serving a life sentence in prison.

Fellas, when a woman says that she’s not that kind of girl, that’s your signal to run like the fucking wind.  Talk about a huge fucking red flag!  The women who yell the loudest about not wanting money, are the ones who are all about the money.  Avoid these bitches like the plague they are!

You’re now free to do whatever the fuck you want.

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