Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateI’m Not That Kind of Girl
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2010
This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!
How often have you heard a woman talk about divorce, specifically about women who clean out their soon to be husbands and say “I’d never do that, I’d only want what’s mine”.
Of course when the marriage is over women tend to think that EVERYTHING is theirs, don’t they.
The ones that amuse me are the married ones who say that they don’t want their husbands money. These women claim that if they left, they wouldn’t go after the guy because……….wait for it…………..wait………..they’re not that kind of woman.
What I’ve noticed about 99.9% of these women is that they are married to losers who don’t have any money to take in the first place. So these suedo-saints are trying to take credit for something that is basically impossible. Big deal honey, you won’t go after your pot smoking boyfriend who works part time in retail. That’s mighty nice of you, I’m sure you could really cash in there.
These women talk as if they’re married to Donald Trump and could get some huge payday. The only reason these women are saying they don’t want their husbands money is because you can’t get something that doesn’t exist. Classic sour grapes!
I guaran-fucking-tee that if these women were with guys bringing down six figures that their tune would change. Suddenly they would claim that they somehow contributed to the guy being where he is. Funny how that retarded saying about every successful man having a woman behind them doesn’t kick in when the guy spends his day asking people “paper or plastic” or is serving a life sentence in prison.
Fellas, when a woman says that she’s not that kind of girl, that’s your signal to run like the fucking wind. Talk about a huge fucking red flag! The women who yell the loudest about not wanting money, are the ones who are all about the money. Avoid these bitches like the plague they are!
You’re now free to do whatever the fuck you want.
Captain No-Marriage Blog 
Walter said
Right on the mark Cpt. No marriage. When there’s no money to get that’s what they say. I’ve heard it before. How about this one. ” I dont need money to make me happy”. Meaning they don’t have any or they don’t have the looks to marry wealthy. This one I like the best. Some rich person may say “money does not buy happiness.” Really? Why then don’t you give it all away then since it does nit matter. They never do that of course.
Anyway how about behind every good man is a woman. Notice when the guys a scumbag there’s no mention behind every scumbag guy there a woman. Whenever I get the men are crap stuff I counterattack with “well they were raised by women so what else would you expect”. I get the deer in the headlights look or some other BS. This ones not that easy to argue with because everyone has a mother. So I use it from time to time. Depends on who it is. Personally if there rude enough to talk like that in front if me they get shit back. AW are shit, period just look at the personals. AW are disgusting aren’t they?
Capt. No-Marriage said
Exactly! I’ve also noticed that AWs stretch the definition of what it means to take something from somebody. If they take half the money in the checking account even though she barely worked, well that doesn’t count because Princess “deserves it”, or when they take half the guy’s retirement even though they could of had their own IRA but they chose to spend money on shoes, purses and other shit that’s worthless five seconds after you buy it.
American Women, a true shit sandwich.