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4 Out Of 10 Americans Have Managed to Pull Their Head Out of Their ASS!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2010



This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Soooooo, ever so shocking news that 4 out of 10 Americans think that marriage is obsolete.  Wow, as if we didn’t see that one coming.  This earth-shattering study was conducted by the Pew Research Center. 

The only people who wouldn’t think that marriage is obsolete  are the ones who are living off the marriage tit…..women.  They have nothing to lose in marriage!

Say what you want about Tiger Woods, but if the situation was reversed, he’d still have to pay out the ass!!  Of course the press would probably put the OJ spin on it and still blame him.  Once she said “I do” it was only a matter of time before she cashed the check.

So for women marriage isn’t obsolete because it does exactly what they want it to do………..transfer wealth from the people who earn it (men) to those who don’t (women). 

4 out of 10 Americans are right, marriage is a steaming shit sandwich served with a side of dirty ass.

You’re now free to wash your dirty ass.


5 Responses to “4 Out Of 10 Americans Have Managed to Pull Their Head Out of Their ASS!”

  1. Walter said

    Well it’s been a long time since I heard any good news out there on the relationship front. Thanks CNM it’s nice to get some good news for a change I dont think marriage is obsolete just that women have ruined it. Stupid AW are total shit.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I was pretty happy to hear some good news also. Of course give it a minute and the fembots will spin it around to where it’s men’s faults………..which I’ll take that. Yeah, it is our fault, because you cunts aren’t worth marrying!!!

      • Andy said

        Marriage isn’t obsolete. It’s an infernal sham! I’ve heard beyond enough horror stories over the years to discourage me from being such a fool. Unless you want to give away all your earnings and put up with incessant nagging then don’t do it. I know of no happily married couples. Why do you think they call it “walking the plank”? Marriage is no fun.

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        Exactly! Even with the couples who pretend to be happy, if you get enough drinks in one of them, they’ll tell you how it really is.

  2. Causstem said

    Very interesting article…… Thanks so much for information

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