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Deadbeats and Dumb Bitches

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 13, 2010


This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

So I’ve been fucking around on FaceBook lately, with my laptop in one hand and a bottle of Johnnie Walker in the other.  I ended up on a page about deadbeat dads.  Post after post of women whining about how they haven’t gotten child support from their exes.

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Yes to their surprise they let a guy who was a drug addict or an abuser or just plain loser knock them up… and now ……they are amazed that these guys aren’t paying child support.  How is this possible?  These women all have magic vaginas right?

WRONG!  Actually in the beginning these women loved all the things about these guys that they’re now bitching about.  They loved the dope smoking addict because he was such a free spirit.  The controlling, abusive guy really made her pussy drip with anticipation because he was a guy who knew what he wanted.

Of course having to support not only yourself and your kid or kids but also your loser boyfriend/husband gets old after a while.  Now these women want to cry “deadbeat” as if the guy has changed, but he hasn’t. 

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This is just another example of women always playing the victim card.  Poor delicate little flowers they are……..my ass!  These guys were deadbeats from day one!  It’s not the guys fault, it’s the poor decision making on the part of the women to have children with losers!  

So girls before you complain about how much of a loser your kids’ father…..or for most of you fathers……..before you start bitching just remember that YOU picked this guy.  YOU got pregnant and decided that it’d be a fan-fucking-tastic idea to have a baby with a loser.  YOU did this!  Put your big girl panties on and shut the fuck up!

You’re now free to smack your bitch up.

 

24 Responses to “Deadbeats and Dumb Bitches”

  1. Andy said

    It’s ironic that whenever I get on facebook my female co-workers and friends are usually posting complaints about their man. In my previous jobs and even in my current one, my female co-workers usually complain about their husband, boyfriend, fiance, etc. I’ve heard just about everything.
    “He doesn’t work.”
    “He doesn’t work enough.”
    “He doesn’t make enough money.”
    “He isn’t finished with school.”
    “He’s not motivated enough to go back to school.”
    “He’s too lazy to find a (better) job.”
    “He doesn’t help out around the house.”
    “He doesn’t run errands.”
    “He works long hours and I’m spending the most time with the kids.”
    “He’s out late with friends.”
    “He plays video games all the time.”
    “He has a serious problem with alcohol.”
    “He has porn on his phone even after I give him sex all the time yet he claims a co-worker downloaded it.”
    “He got an on-the-job back injury and instead of resting at home he’s camped out in the cold in front of Best Buy hoping to be the first to get in for the latest and greatest video game system/video game. He’s too stupid to notice the local news doing the story and if his boss sees him on TV,he might see one of his employees doing just fine and may lose out on compensation!”

    Unbelievable! My lungs are full of tears from the ocean you just cried. The complaints start before they’re even married or knocked up and they only seem to get worse as time goes by. Any and all red flags have been ignored.

    Christ on a bike and Mary doing a striptease! This is a perfect example of why don’t know any happy couples. How discouraging these stories are. I really hope Santa has crossed these ladies and their loser men off his good list.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I couldn’t agree with you more Andy. It’s not like these guys were running General Electric one day and the next they just decided to be losers. They were losers from day one! And the women that have multiple kids with the loser don’t deserve to bitch at all. I’m mean if he didn’t “help out” with kid number one, why would he help out with numbers two, three and four?

  2. John said

    These bitches were likely losers from the git-go as well. Hell, man!

  3. themadjewess said

    Its better to wack off than be with a fucking female anymore!

    The anti-Christ is coming, they call her/ it, the WHORE of Babylon.
    Watch out for your nuts men!!!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Watch your nuts and watch your back. Just this week at my job another man lost his job because of “harassment”. In this case the guy had rejected her advances, so she went to HR.

  4. LushFun said

    Damn about the guy loosing his job. That really seems like a one sided ordeal damned if you damned if you dont and just damned period. Unless the company is yours and you can support yourself outside the country.

  5. Andy said

    The thing is that these dumb bitches picked the deadbeat loser jerk over some good guy. These are the same women that eventually want to get with the good/nice guy only after she has been screwed and screwed over by just about every jerk imaginable. Ironically, even when these bitches told the good guy that they’re just friends or she just doesn’t see herself being with him right now/if ever,she even complains to the good guy in addition to her other friends and family because he’s a good listener and great friend.

    Those good guys woke the hell up years ago and are reading and hearing shit like this without any ounce of sympathy for Mrs./Ms. Dumbitch. She made the decision to go to deadbeats r’ us so now she has to live with the consequences!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Yes when they’re young they complain about the good guys being too boring. All he wants to do is go to work and treat her well. That’s not what she wants, at least as you said until she’s got 100,000 miles on her then she wants to come crawling over to the dependable boring guy that she snubbed when she was 25.

      • Andy said

        Exactly. Some will even go so far as to justify their endeavors with losers by telling the good guy “I have to make sure that you’re the one.” Then hundreds of thousands of miles and several jerkwads later it’s “Oh I was young but I’ve learned from my mistakes.” Oh really? She didn’t see that coming way back when? She knew she was gonna get stung and ventured into the hornet’s nest anyway. Well, hopefully all of those “miles” were worth it because the dependable, boring guy is too smart to buy her begging act.

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        Amen Andy! And how insulting is that to the good guy. She has to “make sure” he’s the one only AFTER she’s banged ever drug addict, abusive loser in the state, yet now she wants to make the good guy jump through hoops.

        Women love to tell us how smart they are yet they’ll turn around and whine about how some guy used them. Boo freaking hoo. Guess you’re not as smart as you claim to be sweetie!

      • Andy said

        If I were a psychiatrist I’d be scared to get inside a dumb bitche’s head in finding out why a good guy working hard and treating her well is boring. Do they think good guys lack a sense of adventure? And what’s a bitch’s version of adventure anyway? Is it getting beaten and/or knocked up by Mr. Asshole? Is it getting woken in the middle of the night by the police and bailing the douchebag out of jail?

        Why would she spurn flowers, a romantic dinner and a vacation/weekend getaway for that? None of it adds up. But you know what the irony is? Women like these complaining and wondering where the normal guys are after shit like this has happened.

  6. themadjewess said

    My sister, could have had a marriage (actually 3 different marriages) with really super nice men, that my mother really loved. These were NICE men, but omggg. They were not ‘good-looking’ enough, not ‘tough enough’, not ‘handsome enough’ didnt ‘excite her enough’.

    Now, revenge is mine, thus sayeth the LORD. 😀

    She is with the meanest white trash person in the planet. He is the epitamy of 100% shithead. Too bad, so sad.

    NOT my problema.

    I have a NICE husband that is a stand up man. I practically worship him.

    I know this is uncommon, since most Jewish women are bitches from hell.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT ever go with a Jewish woman, you WILL regret it FOREVER.
    Remember Zero Tolerance Man…he said it plainly about the Jewish women, and he would not lie to ya all.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I’ve never dated a Jewish woman, but I have heard horror stories from my friends. And of course Zero Tolerance Man made the case as only he could. Neither you or him have a reason to lie about that. So I will take that advice MJ. No problema!

  7. themadjewess said

    Women have not done shit.
    A Woman invented the bra, the only thing that really counts for a woman, and what did the dumb bitches do?
    They burned the bra in the 60’s.
    THAT is how DUMB women really are.

    They cant even invent maxi pads and tampons.

    It really sucks being a woman.
    😦

  8. J-ride said

    I see this so often with women I work with. We all make a good deal of money working for our company, and every one of those women is attached to some man who drives her car around picking up other women, uses their swank house to hook up with barely out of high school women, and/or lays around the house doing drugs. They come to work crying every so often about how bad their man treats them or how their aren’t any real men left. I have little sympathy for people who continue to live out a soap opera and will do nothing to change the situation that they are in. God forbid you ever question their independence though, because these women will tell you straight up how they don’t need a man and are doing it on their own! I guess in their mind you can be co-dependent and independent at the same time!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Cosign!! I’ve also noticed that when the guy does finally leave or if she does kick him out (which is rare), she replaces him with another loser and continues to complain about the lack of “good men”.

  9. jack said

    poster child of a cunt:

    rebecca, on November 7th, 2010 at 1:05 pm Said:
    Rockin post. I’d wish I could find my ex so I can punish him. All he left me with is an ugly baby and he scams stupid American women from Africa to send him money. He got off easy with the court since in his country the avg wage is less than a dollar a day the judge only order him to pay 5 dollars month and he refuses to pay that. I think the judge is biased against me because I am a white women and he is some poor African guy that didn’t mean to get me pregnant so now I am stuck raising a stinky ugly Obama baby with a non existant deadbeat dad

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      You can say that again! You know they like to say that we no longer manufacture anything here in the US, but that’s not true. We are one HUGE cunt factory!!!!!

  10. Andy said

    Hence, Americunts!

  11. jack said

    Fucking cunt you and only you can prevent you from getting pregnant.
    I will bet dollar for donuts if he was an avrage guy with a job and a roof over his head you would have take his house and 1\3 what he make for the next 20 years!!

    Serve you right cunt now go bitch to your femicunts.

  12. Dean said

    what about the deadbeat woman named Lisa Jana Destiche
    she lost her kids bc she cared more about a prick than her own children……..
    Support Obligation Summary

    Below is a summary of the support obligation for the selected case.

    Court Ordered Obligation Summary
    Current Support is ordered as $ 469.00 Monthly
    Current support still owed this period is $ 469.00

    The balance of past due support owed is $ 9,647.00

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