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Women’s Double Standards

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 20, 2010

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

So I was fucking off over on yahoo answers and I came across a question from some chick who got pissed off at her husband and attacked him leaving him with bruises and cuts on his face.  Her defense was that he was bothering her all day.

While this cunt’s question was fucking retarded, the responses were equally fucked up.  There women blaming HIM!  Yeah, you heard me right.  These fucking cum traps were blaming the guy for her bad behavior!

Of course if this was a man who hit his wife, he would have been dragged into the public square and hung without a trial.


But that’s not the only fuckery I found.  No I  found a woman who admits that after getting married and having a kid that she no longer has any interest in sex.  Hmmmm, she gets what she wants, her claws into his wallet, and suddenly she has no interest in sex.  Yeah that’s perfectly fucking logical you stupid cum basket!!

Once again, the responses were about how the guy needed to do more to get her in the mood.  It was all about what he was or wasn’t doing.  Not one of these cunts said “ Hey bitch, give up the pussy like you did before you had the poor bastard trapped”.  No for some reason that phrase escaped the average American entitlement whore on yahoo answers.


I say bah-fucking-stick a corn cob in your cunt-humbug to these bitches.  Fuck you!  I’ll just bang Brazilian bitches till the sun goes down on me and my quarts of beer!

You’re now free to bang a Brazilian bitch in the ass, they like it like that.

13 Responses to “Women’s Double Standards”

  1. Andy said

    Tell me about it. The fat cunts at my work do not ever know when to shut the fuck up about anything and everything. You don’t know how many times I’ve wanted to beat the dog shit outta them. Thank goodness for my iPod otherwise I’d lose it,lose my job and then be crucified. But thanks to all of these AmeriCunts, I’m all the more inspired to keep on traveling abroad and bang chicks until my balls are completely drained.

    P.S. From what I’ve seen on some sites, not only do Brazilian bitches like it in the ass but they are notorious for their asses. There must be a correlation there!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Well said! For me traveling abroad was an eye-opening experience!!! I am lucky enough now to live in a city where I have access a large number of newly arrived foreign women. And yes I think you are right about the Brazilian ass correlation!!!

    • John said

      I know exactly what you mean brother.I think Russian women are among the hottest.Big fat asses disgust the shit out of me so I guess that leaves out Brazilian women;they are probably very hairy too with sideburns.Asians are just too goddamn fuckin’ small for my taste with no asses.

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        HAHA!, don’t forget the Asian women tend to be lacking in the mammary dept as well. That’s a double foul dammit!!! I’m throwing the coach’s challenge flag on the Asian chicks, no tits or ass!

  2. themadjewess said

    I am so sick of women. I told this dumb bitch that women are not fit to run nations, and she had a cow.
    Women think they are equal to men.
    Lets see one of em piss out a campfire without getting their ass burned.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      You got it MJ. Pelosi has been running this nation for the last two years and all of our asses have gotten burned!

    • John said

      Equal to men my ass ! Name me one building,bridge,automobile,airplane,train,etc. that they built or designed–nothing,not a goddamn fuckin’ thing.

  3. themadjewess said

    Merry Christmas Capt, FUCK FEMALES.

    *★Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
    •。★Christmas★ 。* 。
    ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
    ˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛
    ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ |田田|門| ˚And a Happy New Year•˚
    *★ ♥ x ♥
    I wish everyone many blessings for 2011!!!
    GOD SAVE AMERICA from PIGlousi and Napalmitono!

  4. Boycott said


    Why American men should boycott American women

    I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.


  5. John said

    This post is one of the all time greatest ! Keep up the good work.

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