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Blast From the Fucking Past

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 23, 2011


 

Greetings fuckers.  Believe it or not, there was a time when I only had two readers.  Now that number had doubled!  So I would like to take this chance to spotlight some older shit I wrote back in the day. 

In other words, I’m too drunk……no wait….no such thing……..I’m to lazy tonight to write a new post.  So I’m going green fuckers!

Here’s a CNM classic entitled:  “Just Say No to Women on Medication”

This is your Captain speaking……..

If a woman you are dealing with is on, or has ever been on any type of antidepressant medication, you need to run. Run Forrest, run as fast as you can. This a red flag. Now this is something that they can mask in the short term, especially since most mental bitches are great in bed, it distracts you from her mental instability.

Beware if they try to rationalize it by telling you that “all women are crazy” or some similar line. There’s a reason they’re on meds, you do not want to stick around long enough to find out why. For one, it will always be your fault, hell I even had one bitch blame me for a ticket that she got. Typical spoiled American bitch, blames everyone else for her problems except her. This is one of many examples why you should avoid bitches on meds. Last thing you want is some manic depressive bitch going between personalities like a fucking light switch. Talk about being dragged down by someone! If you have to walk on egg shells or wait and see which personality shows up to dinner, then you need to run like fucking hell away from that bitch.

Remember, their mental illness is their issue, not yours, its not your job to understand or help the dumb broad. Men need to stop accepting women’s bullshit and yes that includes so called mental illness. Unless you want a life filled with drama, avoid these backstabbing bitches like the fucking plague that they are. How are you going to get ahead and move forward with your life when you are carrying her lead weight ass around? You won’t, thats because these bitches are also insanely jealous, not just of every other woman, but of ANYTHING that takes away time from her stuck up, entitled, overweight ass.

Its about standards guys, why settle for some over dramatic bitch on meds when you can have a hotter normal chick. Its not like you need to marry any of them, but the bitches on meds aren’t even worth the sex. Take charge guys, don’t keep putting up with women’s bad behavior.

You are now free to move about my nutsack.

vball

 

4 Responses to “Blast From the Fucking Past”

  1. Andy said

    This is precisely why I’m gonna take some much needed 3 weeks vacation from my job next month and once I get back I’m gonna give my notice. It’s not whether these fat, bitchy cunts are on or off meds it’s all their bullshit and their attack on me for basically being a man. I can just feel a cuntspiracy going on in the workplace to set me up to go postal. Not gonna happen even though things are getting worse by the day. Hence, vacation.

    I’m the youngest, if not one of the youngest ones there and one of few men at my work. Believe me. I’m under attack. Sad that I’ve never been married yet I know excatly how marriage is by working with fat jabba the sluts who are old enough to be my mom yet they act like teenage girls.

    It is about standards indeed. Why settle for these kinds of creatures in or out of work? It’s time for me to look at greener pastures. Enough is enough!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks Andy. Enjoy your vacation, you’ve earned it!

      I’m glad you were able to learn from other’s examples when it comes to marriage. Just live the life you want!

  2. Oh man, I’ll never forget the year I spent with a fucking Paxil-dependent basket case. When she wasn’t busy crying or binge-eating, she’d pick at her zits in the mirror. Every once in a while she’d find time to fuck me. She had great big, prefect, fluffy tits that would slap my face when she rode my pole…but they weren’t enough to keep me around forever. NEVER AGAIN!

    p.s. link exchange?

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I hear ya, man they can fuck but the price is just too damn high!

      Links are up, looking forward to your musings.

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