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Archive for April, 2011

Newsflash: Marriage Sucks ……Still!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 19, 2011

       marriage hell

This is your Captain speaking……………welcome aboard fuckers!

While talking to a buddy of mine today in my office, we heard the shrill sound of a old hag’s voice as it carried across the office “All men are stupid!”

Actually this particular warpig loves to frequently complain about how stupid her husband is and about how lost he’d be without her.  This of course gets the other dried up hens echoing the same brainless chatter.

Of course if the sexes in this scenario were reversed, all the men would have been fired for such “offensive” comments.  Yet just like on television, it’s supposedly funny to make fun of guys.

The real joke is on these typical loud mouth American bitches, too bad they’re drinking too much of their own kool-aid to figure it the fuck out.  They don’t have a husband, they have a hostage.  A hostage who if he did decide to leave would be stripped of not just his current assets, but his future American bitchassets including his retirement!

Now I’m sure you younger guys out there can’t ever imagine your little cupcake turning into one of these disrespectful, shrill, old hags.  The truth is that she’ll actually turn into a disrespectful, shrill young hag, then as time progresses she’ll become the crabby old bitch that her mother probably is today.

Trust me, if marriage kicked ass you’d be hearing about it from your married friends.  We’re not sitting on some fucking golden ticket here, let me tell ya!!!  Have you ever had one of your buds talk about how ever since marrying his wife she goes to the gym more, loves blow jobs, can’t get enough sex, cooks dinner every night, doesn’t try to change him………you get the point. 

That shit NEVER happens, especially the so called “perfect couple”, if you get the guy off to himself and a few beers in him he’ll open up about how little sex he really gets, about how he’s one minute away from financial ruin because of all her spending, basically he’ll tell you just how perfect they are NOT!

Cherish your freedom gentlemen and do not give it away lightly, it will cost you a shit ton to get it back!!!!

You’re now free to drop a load in the bitch’s eye without prior warning.


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Alimony Goes Belly Up

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 17, 2011

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This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!

Yet another great link dropped into my lap from Blackchild.  It’s a one page article from the New York Post that you can see here.a_belly_dancing ho 

Now we all know idiots who call into work, then post pictures of them out at the beach or on a lake and later wonder how they got busted ( and why they got fired).  This broad fits right in with that group of idiots. 

Being your typical NYC ball-busting bitch, she was looking to get LIFETIME ALIMONY from her soon to be ex husband because she was a greedy bitch who doesn’t want to work disabled. 

Disabled except for the fact she was able to spend several hours a day belly-dancing.  Then our Mensa member decided to blog about her spending several hours a day belly dancing.  Then her hubby entered her blogs as evidence and now her hula hoop swinging ass will now have to get a job. (yes I know hula hoops are not a part of belly dancing……..unless you’re in a strip club)

However, read what happened to her, she still got two years of alimony ($400 a month) not much but still since she can obviously work, why give her ANY?  Plus she still gets 40% of the proceeds from the sale of the house that probably was paid for 100% by the husband.

belly dancingSo basically you have another of a case where a woman is busted trying to commit FRAUD and nobody gives a shit.  Poor oppressed woman, must be tough not having to live by the same laws that the rest of us have too. 

Let’s see, the CDC say’s average life expectancy is about 78, which for her old ass would have meant 35 years of payments at $850 per month for a nominal total of $357,000!!!  So in other words this bitch tried to mug her husband for well over a quarter of a million dollars and she gets nothing for it!  Nice, really fucking nice.

So guys this is what you get with an American woman, a fraudster.  Yes, marriage is all about love, just sign on the dotted line.

You’re now free to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and watch some Shakira videos with the sound turned off and Ozzy playing in the background.

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Marriage Sucks! Just Fuck Foreign Women……like Vida Guerra!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 14, 2011









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What It’s All About……

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 9, 2011

This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!!

I just wanted to take a minute to remind everyone what this blog is about.  Well it’s mainly the rantings of a drunk, but it’s more than that……..barely.

These are the conversations that happen all across the world in garages, beer-fridgebasements, spare rooms, where ever there is a beer fridge.  The conversations that happen when the wife or girlfriend is gone and it’s just you, your friends and the booze.

While I do support what various Men’s Rights groups are doing, I am not a hardcore MRA.  However I have learned a lot about the how and why to a lot of the shit I see going on in society. So I raise my beer to them for that.

I’m just a regular frustrated guy who woke up one day and said to himself “What the fuck have I done?”.   I also make half-ass observations of whatever else catches my attention.  Usually shit I write about is sparked by something that either happens to me or someone I know, or from a really cool porn site.

Now if someone gets introduced the MRA movement through this blog and the various links that I have to serious MRAs, then fan-fucking-tastic.  That can be my contribution to the cause.  There are some great MRAs out there such as Marc Rudov, Paul Elam, Bernard Chapin, and countless others.  I look to them when I want the latest happenings on the MRA front.

juicySo while those gentlemen tackle complex social and political issues, I’ll be tackling such probing questions like if bitches don’t want me staring at their ass then why are they wearing short shorts with “Juicy” written across the back? 

So fuckers, thanks for stopping by this clusterfuck of a site.  Since you’re here, go ahead and grab a beer out of the fridge.  Let’s talk about some shit!

You’re now free to smack her juicy ass.

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Classic Truth

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 3, 2011

This picture has been around the net for a while, but dammit it’s the FUCKING TRUTH ladies!!!

nice ass like this

Just sayin!!!


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