Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateFreedom
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 8, 2011
This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.
My friends, your Captain has a very special announcement. It’s been a minute since I’ve posted and I’m sure most of you thought I was out fucking various foreign women and telling them that the path to citizenship involved swallowing my load.
Well, you’re only half right. Your Captain has been setting up his his new lakefront bachelor pad. Yes fuckers, your Captain has climbed aboard the Freedom Train.
While for obvious reasons I will not discuss any alleged legal proceedings, you can rest assured that you will be getting my usual drunken rage commentary on single life.
Yes fuckers, I am now free to bang about the cabin.
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Roy said
Captain Sir, first may I congratulate you on your emancipation aboard the Freedom Train! May I also wish you all the joy of the new digs. It goes without saying that the toilet seat issue essentially becomes non-existent; and a good hamster carpet bombing can be easily facilitated!
I moved to my own pad a decade ago and never looked back.
Capt. No-Marriage said
Thanks Roy! I think what I like best is the silence!
Andy said
Not to mention coming and going as you please without any interrogation! By now I’m sure you’re lining up only a select group of women to help you “christen” the new place if you haven’t done so already!
Capt. No-Marriage said
You know it! Plus when you live alone you’re always right, your jokes are always funny, you’re witty, you’re all the things you were before you lost your mind and moved in with a chick.
MarkyMark said
Isn’t THAT the truth?!
John Deaux said
Congratulations, Captain! Enjoy the lovely sound of silence at the new bachelor pad only to be interrupted by the sound of opening another beer….and perhaps a nice, robust belch or fart along the way.
Capt. No-Marriage said
Hell yeah!!!