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Bipolar? Not My Fucking Problem!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 3, 2011


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This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!

Newsflash: Your mental condition, whatever it may be, is not my problem.  I am not giving you some kind of get out of jail card just because your mom fucked an abusive asshole and you to see some of bipolar-in-womenthe resulting action.

Guys, if she is having episodes of batshit crazy then that is nature’s way of telling you it’s time to get the fuck out!

Her mental problems are NOT yours.  You are not a bad person for not wanting to deal with a mentally ill person.  For one, they will drag you down in to their crazy fuck life. 

By the way, this includes women who act like a total cunt one week a month and then blame it on being hormonal.  That’s a sure red flag!!!pms warrior

Now guys, we’ve all been there back when we first started dating and didn’t have a lot of experience. We met some chick, looked good and shagged well!  But that’s not all!!!!!!!!!!

She’s unstable, but she constantly blames YOU!  Everything is your fault!  You don’t do this right, you don’t do that right, hell you can’t seem to do anything right!!!  What the hell happen to that hot cool chick you met just a few short months ago?  And when you’re young and inexperienced you might actually begin to wonder what’s wrong with you!  You might even begin to think you’re going fucking crazy!!!!!

But you’re not crazy, you’re just with a CRAZY bitch!!!

The last thing I want when I go on a date is to have to guess which fucking personality is going to show up.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if a woman mentions happy pills or if you spot head meds in her bathroom……………..RUN!!!  Run silent, run deep, just fucking RUN!!!

You’re now free to run a train on a day-shift stripper.

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3 Responses to “Bipolar? Not My Fucking Problem!”

  1. Lig C said

    Absolutely awesome. Where was your advice 11 years ago? You would have saved me from a Epic-Crazy bitch of an ex wife. Bi-Polar (diagnosed AFTER the divorce), Diabetic (diagnosed as a child but she never told me or self medicated, yet she still drank like a fucking fish), and raped as a child by her father (admitted to the event AFTER the divorce). I would have loved to avoid that train wreck if possible, LOL

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks for stopping by Lig C!

      Damn man, talk about a trifecta of crazy!!! I love how women love to hide those little nuggets of facts.

      At lot of my “advice” is stuff that probably most of us heard back when we were younger from some older guys. But of course we were young and cocky back then and thought that those guys didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about. Turns out the old bastards were right.

  2. Anonymous said

    I was with a girl like that, when I was in army. We have compulsory service here. We started dating in high school.
    I felt like shit most of the time with her, always needing to do things right, it was always something new I was doing wrong.
    So we’re talking on the phone, she keeps pushing and pushing her shit, and no matter what I say, I’m still at the wrong, so at one point I just insert a magazine into my rifle, load it and point it at myself for a couple of seconds, and then I realize, first, is how there’s nothing in the world that’s worth giving my life for, not for this girls shit, not for nothing. Second was, I felt fucking ashamed of myself I actually did it.
    It was in 2008, in 2011 I googled “why are some women emotional vampires and how to notice that early” – I found the blog of eternal bachelor, mgtow and through happy bachelor forum I found yours.
    I knew that what happened wasn’t all me and my fault, but telling this to people I always recevied a disbelieving and judging face. I know I was weak..
    Thank you for this post, man.

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