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You Selfish Bastard!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 3, 2011

ol dirty bastard

This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!

While I readily admit that I am a dirty bastard, I’m getting sick and fuck tit tired of being called a selfish bastard just because I won’t give my hard-earned income and/or time to someone who doesn’t deserve to be pissed on.

Here’s a short list of stuff that some of you have probably been accused of being selfish over.

  1. Not accepting her outrageous baggage. Baggage includes kids, her fucked up childhood and other mental issues, and the fact the last 20 guys beat the shit out of her.
  2. Not helping one of her loser ass family members who have made a career out of fucking up.
  3. Not paying off HER bills that she ran while she was out banging other guys.
  4. Not wanting to have kids of your own……..or in her brain, not wanting “her” kids.

selfishYou know what fellas, there is NOTHING wrong with looking out for #1.  If you don’t nobody will and I mean NOBODY!!!!  There is nothing wrong with working hard and excelling at something and then getting paid well for it.

There is NOTHING wrong with being promoted quicker than your peers.  (hell maybe your peers are fucking idiots!)

There is also nothing wrong with not wanting to be keyra2saddled with a bunch of debt for shit you don’t really want or need.  Like shit from Rooms to Hoe or any other bullshit purchases that women love to make.  Women love to spend money on shit that becomes worthless before you can even get it out the fucking door.


Look out for you!!

Hey, I’m not a total dick, I do give quite generously to charities that I like, but a girlfriend or her family is not a fucking charity!!

Guys don’t listen to anyone who tries to tear you down as you move up, just leave their fucking fuck ass down at the fucking bottom!

You’re now free to make to the top and then blow your bonus on shit you like.


6 Responses to “You Selfish Bastard!!!!!!!!!!”

  1. themadjewess said

    ‘the fact the last 20 guys beat the shit out of her.’
    Yeah, thats my dumbbell sister.
    SHE wont stand up to him, so of course he disrespects her to the MAX.
    He hates my whole family, and yeah, I hate her husband right back–but WHY does he hate ALL of us?
    Because of the BULLSHIT that she told him that was one LIE after the next.
    He believes that she comes from shit, because she is a dirty, rotten little liberal ass traitor that told him that we are SHIT.
    So, can’t really blame her husband for him hating us, its HER fault, the EVERLASTING victim.

    That is what liberalism and feminism has done to women, and they do ZERO to counter this crap in their life.

    If a woman wants a man to ‘take care of her’ she better be well enough prepared to treat him like a GOD–PERIOD.
    And if she doen’t, f*ck her and the horse she rode in on.

  2. themadjewess said

    Anyway, thats my rant, Sorry.
    I DO love my sister, but her, like so many American women are dirty, rotten, cats and traitors.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Hey MJ,

      That’s crazy! I would have thought that if there were ever a traditional kind of woman, it’d be your sister!!!! And I see tons of everlasting victims on the job every day! They can’t figure out why stuff “just happens to them”. It’s always somebody’s else’s fault. Or you have the ones who are married and spend the day trashing their husbands.

      I have met a few women that have wised up but usually by that time they’ve got several kids from several different fathers.

  3. david ryder said

    When it comes to women, especially North American women, I remember the line from Apocolypse Now “in Viet Nam, the bullshit piles up so fast you need wings to breathe”
    Yeah, marriage is like that.

  4. MarkyMark said

    Hear, hear! Let’s drink to being selfish bastards…

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