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Wanna Get Away?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 20, 2011


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This is your Captain speaking……………welcome aboard fuckers!!!!

So there you are, it’s Friday and the boss is in a good mood so he tells everyone to pack it up and enjoy their weekend!  Hot damn, off work early!!!!  Right? Or no? 

Are you one of those guys who hates going home?  Do you dread the moment you walk in the door because you know you’re going to get an earful of bitchiness and complaints?!!  I feel your pain, I’ve been there.  A lot of guys have been there.

So how do you kill time?  Do you stop off at a neighbor bar and pound a few beers so that it will help drown out her shrill voice?  Do you stop by a friends house?  Are you one of those guys who works out in the evening so that you can get a hour or so extra to yourself?

Or do you stop at some store, hell any store, just to look around at nothing?  Do you know where every public park is in your area because you stop there just to kill time.  Are you the guy sitting in your car listening to the radio or talking on the phone to whoever you can think of calling.Woman-Bitching

I’m not talking about screwing around or anything like that.  I’m talking about what you do to waste time when the LAST goddamn place you want to go is home to her!  To the nagging, to her whining, going home to get criticized for every minor detail of your entire fucking existence!  All you want is a moment of peace and fuck quiet!!!

So tell me, did I just describe you? How do you or how did you find time for yourself when the bitch was at home?

You’re now free to shotgun an entire case of beer.

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4 Responses to “Wanna Get Away?”

  1. Andy said

    No. You didn’t describe me but you did describe most of the married people that I know. The total opposite of a man getting smothered with hugs and kisses when he gets home. These are some of the main reasons I prolong my single life. Happy summer and weekend to you, Captain.

  2. Jake said

    Ya gotta like the Captain, never fails to tell it like it is.
    I ain’t married either and not planning on it…like forever. I ain’t even from the US I gotta admit your family law’s way too fucked up over there

    Keep on bangin’ bitches…haha

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