This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!

So I just wanted to formally announce that I will be suing the Green Bay Packers.  Those selfish fuckers have yet to compensate for the time I spent supporting them as a fan!!  So I’m suing the fuck out of them, I’m goddamn fuck serious too!

Why?  Because I was there!!!!  Every fucking game, I was there and my contribution deserves…..no wait….is ENTITLED to be compensated!!!  They owe me!!!  They wouldn’t have won that championship without me!!!

What did you say?  Did I play?  Ummmm…..no but I was present!  I was there!  Oh, did I mention that I was actually cheering for the other team?  But that doesn’t matter, I still had on my Green Bay jersey that I bought used off of eBay.  In fact, I actually cheered for the other teams the whole fucking season, but……..I was there.

So riddle me this fuckers……….what would my chances be in this case?  Get thrown the fuck out of court, fined, laughed at and ridiculed?

So what if I were a woman who gave her husband nothing but fucking fuck grief the whole time their married, plus was passive aggressive in every way against everything he was trying to do……YET some how in spite of his cunt wife this guy manages to become a success and starts rolling in the fucking dough.  In that case I could make the exact same claim and end up with a guaranteed lifetime annuity, otherwise known as alimony or vaginamony!

I am sick and fucking tired of these Ameriskanks, who are nothing but a glorified freeloading roommate, taking money from guys who they never did shit to support.  To the contrary they bitched every time the guy had to work late.  They bitched every time he went to a company function.  They bitched every step of the goddamn fucking way to the top, yet once the guy makes it, she wants to take all the fucking credit!!!

Fuck YOU cunt!  Being present does not equal being a contributing partner!!  Tom Leykis was right when he said that women were dream killers.  Hump and dump guys, look after yourself.  Fuck these hoes!

You’re now free to Chris Brown a bitch.