Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Guess Who’s Back!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 1, 2011


This is YOUR Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!

So today I was sipping on my PBR and going over some recent comments to the blog and much to my surprise and delight I had a comment from none other than the Zero Tolerance Man himself!

Some of the newer readers might not know who that is, so allow me to tell the story. 

You see your Captain was not always a free man, no good people, I was fucking married and hating life!  I’d stay up late after she’d go to bed just so that I could enjoy some peace and quiet and there I was sitting in front of my laptop. 

Some of you may have heard the old anti-drug campaign of “just say no” or Nike’s “just do it”.  I Googled “just say no to marriage”, don’t ask me why, I was drunk (no surprise there).  But what was a fucking surprise was I got some responses that looked interesting! 

That’s how I found the blog of the Zero Tolerance Man.  This guy was reading my fucking mind!  He was pissed!  I don’t mean he was some angry, bitter fucker.  He was a guy who had enough and wasn’t taking women’s bullshit anymore!  In fact I believe his tag line was something like “just say no to insane women”.

Oh hell fuck yeah!!!!  But it wasn’t just his blog, it was also the cast of characters he had assembled on his blogroll.  Guys like Marky Mark and the Hawaiian Libertarian.  And of course one site leads to another and to another, thank God this happened on a weekend because my ass was up late into the night reading all this newfound knowledge.  The knowledge that I wasn’t alone in my frustration. 

That there wasn’t something wrong with me, I wasn’t going crazy, marriage just truly is a bad fucking deal for men.

You’re now free to nut on a hookers face and take your money back.

beach thong

9 Responses to “Guess Who’s Back!”

  1. Zero Tolerance Man said

    Thank you for that Captain! As I rebuild my site, you will see.that my attitude has not changed at all. I think Western women are worse than ever and most are total garbage that needs to be kicked to the curb!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Great to have you back ZTM. Man you are right, things are getting worse instead of better! Gross Sense of Entitlement is a disease that has spread like a plague among the majority Western women. And talk about kicking them to the curb, man I’ve been doing so much kicking I feel like Morten Fucking Andersen!!

  2. @Capt.No.Marriage and @Zero.Tolerance.Man [glad you’re back BTW],

    Get a load of that disgusting SlutWalk that we’ve had to put up with so far this year…it’s been just repugnant!


    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Eman!!!!! How the hell are ya!!!!!! Always good to hear from you and good to hear about your new “diet”!! HAHA, keep fighting the good fight!!

      • Yeah @Capt.No.Marriage, it’s something new for the Houseboy…and I’m just taking the baby steps…and believe me–it’s nothing like the ol’ liquid or vegan diets.

        Thanks Buddy, and stay tuned for some new developments!


  3. Zero Tolerance Man said

    It amazes me how some guys in the USA can’t accept the reality of their own stupidity. They want to believe that American women are “really not that bad” and that women from every inch of the planet or just as bad. These idiot guys will have their asses handed to them on a silver platter if they don’t rebuke these pigs we are writing about. I have only met a small handful of American women in my life that didn’t deserve to be tossed into a shit can.

  4. themadjewess said

    ZTM is BAAACCKKKK and his site is bigtime in the stat dept.
    He is so right about women, as most of you are.
    My hubby laughs like crazy reading all of your experiences with the DEVIL!! FEMALE Americans.

    I just noticed I dont have Eman hooked up, I will have to do that straightaway in the AM.

    God Bless you all.

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