Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateShit That’s Pissing Me Off Today…
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 15, 2011
What’s up fuckers!
You know what’s really pissing me off right now? Women who EXPECT other people, like you and I, to help foot the bill for their kids that they can’t afford!
While eating lunch at an unnamed chain restaurant, let’s call it Rubychillifridaygardenlobsterhorn and in the booth behind me were these two bitches in their late 20s, the one was crying her eyes out about not knowing what to do now that she’s pregnant.
Something must be in the fucking water because when I turn on the local news there’s always a story asking people to help some poor single mother with 3 kids from 5 different guys. Yes, we must help her save her house or feed those crumbcrunchers. The shit’s everywhere!! Anyways…back to my fuck story.
Apparently this stupid cunt doesn’t even have a job with health insurance, so she was telling her friend that she was soooooo worried about being denied Medicaid. She told her cunt friend that “I need help, I can’t do this alone.” Hmm, maybe you should have found a man, but that’s too fucking old school for you isn’t?
You should have thought about that before dumbass. There are just too many types of birth control out there, not to mention the morning after pill for me to buy this line of shit. She wanted a baby, she didn’t give two shits worth of thought as to how she’d actually raise the kid or the quality of life that child would have.
If I went around saying fellow taxpayers should fund my dream of my own private cruise ship filled with alcohol and staffed with chefs and horny Brazilian women and 2 midgets people would tell me how stupid I was. They’d tell me to get a job and fund my own fucking fantasy.
Well ladies, that’s what you should fucking do. Nobody owes you a dime, if you want something then do what men do…..plan and work for it.
Peace out fuckers, I’ll see you on the cruise ship!
Captain No-Marriage Blog 
Brian said
I was married and will never make that mistake again, not even with a solid prenup (prenups can be overturned in court given the right circumstances – whether real or contrived).
After a couple of years, my wife decided she didn’t love me anymore but decided to stay because it was easier on her financially. She continued to make me think things were good between us (pretending to care, telling me she loved me when she didn’t, wonderful cards, sharing retirement dreams, etc.) in order to make life easier on herself monetarily. For her it was just a game and I was admittedly an easy, naive target.
We were together for twelve years and the last six (for me) were filled with confusion. I somehow knew I was being manipulated but couldn’t parse the difference between her words vs. her actions (denial). In the end, she admitted that she hadn’t cared for me for most of the relationship, that she wanted to hook up with someone else, and wanted half of the assets.
There is nothing as painful as being betrayed by someone you care for deeply. She destroyed my view of marriage and completely changed me from a loyal, devoted, loving, ‘marriage oriented’ guy into someone that will never again consider marriage. Once you stick your hand in the blender and get injured, if you’re of reasonable intelligence, making the same mistake again is unlikely.
I date now but will never again look at marriage the way I used to. If I want sex, I go out and get it. That part is simple and relatively easy to attain. For love, loyalty and companionship, I have a great dog.
Unfortunately, for many (both men and women), marriage is simply an avenue to financial gain and status.