Captain No-Marriage Blog

This is your Captain speaking…..welcome aboard fuckers!

I tell you crazy fuckers what, the shit I hear in the company cafeteria never ceases to amaze or piss me off.

Fat cunt 1 and fat cunt 2 are a couple of tables away but are talking loud enough so that the entire fucking county can hear them.  They are blathering on about how men don’t appreciate them and about how they bring “a lot to the table”.   Now ladies listen up, just because you bring something to the table doesn’t mean that the other person wants it.

Do these women bring a lot to the table, why yes, in so many ways however none of them are good if you’re a guy.

First off, they’re clearly attention whores.  You always know they’re around long before you see them because they make sure they talk loud enough so that everyone knows they’re there.  While they are young, they do not give two shits about their appearance and are pushing two bills.  Let’s not forget these chicks didn’t have time to go to college so they have a nice low level, low paying job.  Who knows what other mental disorders they have, treated or untreated. And the best thing they’re bringing to the table?  Why of course multiple kids from multiple losers!  HOT DAMN SIGN ME UP!

Yes these cunt-tards do bring a lot to the table, I actually have to agree with them on that, too bad they don’t bring anything worthwhile to the fucking table.  But how often have you heard this?  Tons I’d bet!

Even if the chick is smoking hot chances are that’s all she’s bringing is her looks and her vagina.  Neither of which will be worth looking at 10 years from now.  So even if she’s hot it’s still best to just hop in for a test drive, ride it hard and promptly return the keys before any payments are due.

The United States (and other Western countries) are full of these entitlement princesses that think that their mere presence is a gift to god himself.  I wouldn’t take the time to piss in these bitches faces, it’d be a waste of PBR.

You’re now free to piss in a strippers face.

Hey fuckers, just wanted to tell you that the Zero Tolerance Man is fucking back and you can find him at http://womanbitch.wordpress.com/ so get your asses over there!