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Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!! Yet Another Reason for Men to Avoid Marriage!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 27, 2011

What’s up Fuckers!

Yeah, I know.  Common story, famous guy is getting taken to the cleaners by a woman.  This time, I’m not even mad at her, I’m pissed at guys like Kobe, Hulk Hogan, Tiger Woods, Paul McCartney and the list goes the fuck on!

What in the blue hell are you guys getting married for?  For fucksake you’re rich!! You can have pussy delivered to your doorstep in any shade, size or color you want!  Why are you walking blindly into a marriage contract?

But marriage isn’t enough, you have to knock these bitches up and give them a few 18yr annuities, good move slick!  You Red-Light-Districtdumbass!

So some people might say “I’m not rich, she can’t take nothing from me”, you might barely have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of, but you can rest assure that if you get divorced that your wife will take your fucking pot and board up the goddamn window!!

The less you have the more important it is for YOU to keep it and don’t give it away to some bitch.  If you insist on giving money to a bitch make sure she’s a professional and the price is discussed upfront.

Let’s get our shit together gentlemen!  How many more examples do we need to prove that there is not one single benefit to a man to get married yet there is a shit-ton of risk!!!!!


9 Responses to “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!! Yet Another Reason for Men to Avoid Marriage!”

  1. Zorro said

    I have not one iota of pity for any man who is gang-raped in family court. Marriage has been an openly and morally repulsive contract for decades. Any man stupid enough to agree to the presumption of paternity and unilateral divorce deserves to have his nuts pulverized in a blender.

    Women are for fucking, not marrying. And stupid men are for slaughtering in family court…not for respecting.

    Cull the fucking herd, I say!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      And a lot of them are barely worth fucking. Used to be if you caught one in her twenties you had a chance of her having a half way decent body. Shit, now you’re lucky to catch her under 200lbs, talking American women here of course.

      Thanks for stopping by man!

  2. Freed Mind said

    This is EXACTLY what every modern day cunt fantasizes about… legally gain access to a fabulously wealthy man’s money via marriage, then cash out at the optimal time, typically 10 years and 2-3 kids later. Does anyone really believe this vampire would give Kobe Bryant the time of day if he were a waiter?

    Of all the rich guys out there, professional athletes are the ones who have the most to lose by getting married. Their million dollar-plus salary years are very limited (typically less than 10 years), yet as Michael Strahan found out the hard way, their alimony / child support payments often don’t get lowered even after they retire from the playing field and move into a far less paying profession.

    Having said that, a man with a $50 million net worth who gets ass-raped in family court still makes out far better than your typical dude making $50k/yr with a mortgage, two car payments, and two kids.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Well said! When these cunts snag one of these guys the first thing they do is get knocked up!!

      I talk to guys who think they’re safe just because they don’t make a lot of money, but as a guy you never know what your future holds, so guys need to quit selling themselves short. The second thing is that you may not have much, but her, her attorneys and the state will take over half of what little bit you have!!!

  3. themadjewess said

    I had a huge fight with my Mother (Yes, I love my mother) but she kept my dad from me, I was his little girl. Vengeance is coming.
    Vengeance is coming

    • Howie said

      I hope you’re right. Still have contact with dad?
      And I can not think of any pros to marriage. You get raped financially eventually and can even end up in jail because you got sick or lost a job. And lose contact with your kids. And perhaps all for a crime that hasn’t been committed, just one that some vindictive wife claims may happen some day. Restraining orders are nothing but a transfer of assets and go to jail card. How attractive does that sound? lol

      • Capt. No-Marriage said

        You hear a lot about how boys need their dads, but girls need their father too.

        Howie, I can’t think of any pros either when it comes to marriage! None! Zip! Nada!

  4. themadjewess said

    Hey Capt NO Marriage… Remember Kardashians marriage, she probably drove the guy nuts in one night.

    Since you are a sane person, CAPT, you should join the Libertarians and HELP THEM!

    • Man MJ any guy who would marry a Kardashian deserves whatever hell he gets!

      Thanks MJ, they do have some good ideas, domestically mainly. I remember back when people who wanted the same thing but had different ideas could actually sit down and talk about it like adults. For example, the whole legalizing drugs thing. Yes that scares some people, but it brings up the fact that what we’re doing now isn’t working worth a damn. Obviously I don’t want people jacked up on coke driving down the interstate, but I do know that our current plan is fucked. I’m not necessarily pro-legalize everything (except hookers) but I am saying let’s change course. But that kind of discussion just isn’t happening in either of the two major parties.

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