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Archive for April, 2012

Leykis 101

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 24, 2012

Fishing Sunglasses

This is your Captain speaking…..welcome aboard fuckers!

Years ago when I was a kid, I was fishing with my uncle.  He seemed to be able to magically see where the fish were before he cast his line.  When I finally asked him what his secret was, he took off his polarized fishing glasses and handed them to me.  Holy fish tits!  I could not just see the fish swimming around, I could see all kinds of other shit in the water too!

This is basically what happens when a guy listens to the Tom Leykis Show, or reads a blog like The Hawaiian Libertarian, or  Marky MarkThey show you one truth and you end up seeing a ton of others.

The first time I heard Tom, I had no idea who or what I was listening to, but it stuck with me.  I was siting in an old Olds, killing time by listening to the AM only radio that was in the car.  The stations were in and out like they usually are at night on the AM dial, but I heard this guy say that a man’s income was inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the woman he was with.  He wasn’t saying guys should blow money on broads, he was just pointing out one of life’s many truths.rich_guy

It was like being on an island full of buried coins and someone with a metal detector finds one coin, then turns the metal detector over to you and tells you to knock yourself out.  After listening to his show, I started looking around at the world differently.  The shit really started to sink in as I passed the age of 30 and had more and more life experiences to back up what this voice on the radio was preaching.

While I do not try to copy what Tom does, he is an influence and when you read this blog I hope you can see some of that influence.  Much like if you hear a new band and they say that they are influenced by Metallica.  When you hear them play you would expect to hear a bit of Metallica’s style in their music. 

You are now free to get a blow job in the front seat of an old Oldsmobile, trust me, there’s plenty of fucking room. 

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One Rib

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 22, 2012

This joke has been around for a while, but it’s still worth a read.  Enjoy.


Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to."

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behavior or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…"

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg…"

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

average american woman

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Avoid Marriage Files: Women Whose Life Goal is to Get Knocked Up

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 13, 2012

obese pregnant

This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!

How many of you guys have heard this one, a woman who is loud and proud that the only goal she has in life is to be a mother.  Now there might be some people out there, especially other cum dumpsters, who think there is nothing wrong with that.  But let’s look beyond the feel good bullshit, shall we?

Usually women like this are working some dead-end job, no education and the only thing they have going for them is the fact they have a slop hole.  Yet they want to bring another human being into the world without any regard as to what kind of conditions the kid would grow up in.  They don’t give two fucks who the father will be and in many cases when they do get knocked up they don’t fucking know who the father actually is.fat pregnant bitch

Many of these bitches are either expecting a man to come in and pay for everything or they’ll just leach off a bunch of government programs.  Either way they are looking for someone else to foot the bill while these cunts play house and raise the next generation of gang members.

What turns my stomach is that even in a corporate setting when some bitch makes a comment like that people act like this is a legitimate life goal.  It’s not, it’s a fucking biological function that happens every day.  A goal is something that takes planning and effort, spreading your legs doesn’t count as either.  Although as fat as most American women are I suppose you could argue that the act of spreading those massive fucking thighs would count as effort. 

These are some of the dream killers that Tom Leykis talks about.  These are women who want you to bust your ass so that you can pay for their dream of sitting on their ass watching daytime television for the rest of their lives.  These women have no idea of what a real goal is because they’ve never fucking had one.  Fuck these broads!

You’re now free blow a load in her eye.

sandra alionco

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Truth Hurts Baby!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 4, 2012

Special thanks to YouTube user der misogyn for sending this my way.


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