This is your Captain speaking…..welcome aboard fuckers!

Years ago when I was a kid, I was fishing with my uncle.  He seemed to be able to magically see where the fish were before he cast his line.  When I finally asked him what his secret was, he took off his polarized fishing glasses and handed them to me.  Holy fish tits!  I could not just see the fish swimming around, I could see all kinds of other shit in the water too!

This is basically what happens when a guy listens to the Tom Leykis Show, or reads a blog like The Hawaiian Libertarian, or  Marky Mark.  They show you one truth and you end up seeing a ton of others.

The first time I heard Tom, I had no idea who or what I was listening to, but it stuck with me.  I was siting in an old Olds, killing time by listening to the AM only radio that was in the car.  The stations were in and out like they usually are at night on the AM dial, but I heard this guy say that a man’s income was inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the woman he was with.  He wasn’t saying guys should blow money on broads, he was just pointing out one of life’s many truths.

It was like being on an island full of buried coins and someone with a metal detector finds one coin, then turns the metal detector over to you and tells you to knock yourself out.  After listening to his show, I started looking around at the world differently.  The shit really started to sink in as I passed the age of 30 and had more and more life experiences to back up what this voice on the radio was preaching.

While I do not try to copy what Tom does, he is an influence and when you read this blog I hope you can see some of that influence.  Much like if you hear a new band and they say that they are influenced by Metallica.  When you hear them play you would expect to hear a bit of Metallica’s style in their music. 

You are now free to get a blow job in the front seat of an old Oldsmobile, trust me, there’s plenty of fucking room.