Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

One Rib

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 22, 2012


This joke has been around for a while, but it’s still worth a read.  Enjoy.

 

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to."

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behavior or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…"

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg…"

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

average american woman

2 Responses to “One Rib”

  1. Ye gods, Captain! THAT picture is enough to make someone lose his lunch!!!
    UUUUGGGGHHHH!

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