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You’re Just Afraid of Commitment!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 18, 2012

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This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard fuckers!!!

How many of us have heard that fucking line before?  All of us probably.  What makes it even more laughable is when the bitch making the accusation is actually the one who has no clue what a real commitment is!

I bet most of us have heard this from some piece of ass whose resume could fit on a post-it note.  No career, no education, nothing going for her except maybe her looks and she has the fucking nerve to tell you that you don’t know what commitment is.

janeI even had one of the slopholes I’m banging try this tired old line when she wanted to be exclusive and I said hell fuck no.  This broad is still waiting tables at age 29, no education, no retirement, no accomplishments to speak of but yet she wants to tell me that I am afraid of commitment.  Jane you ignorant slut!

Newsflash cunts, it takes commitment to build a business, it takes commitment to get attend graduate school full time while working full time, it takes commitment to get up every goddamn morning and go to the fucking gym, it takes commitment to start out at the lowest level of a company and work your way up.  Hell that’s why you don’t see a ton of women at the heights of power in the corporate world, because it takes REAL commitment, REAL work!  Something most women want to avoid at all costs.  They’d rather just spread their legs and pop out a few snatch monkeys then live off the child support and government assistance.

How many of you guys out there bust your ass day in and day out, then some hole you’re fucking tries to run some bullshit mind games on you by telling you what you’re afraid of?  The only thing we’re afraid of is getting fucked over by some broad and the family court system. 

Ladies we’re not afraid of commitment, we just don’t like shitty business deals and that’s all you’re offering!  If you can’t even commit to finishing community fuck college then who the hell are you to tell someone else they are afraid of commitment?

Fellas, the next time some bitch says that phrase to you, just laugh in her fucking face and kick her the fuck off your roster.  Enough of putting up with their bullshit!

You’re now free to laugh in some cunt’s face

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6 Responses to “You’re Just Afraid of Commitment!!!”

  1. Over on Dalrock’s blog, a commenter (okrahead) on a different subject put it beautifully and succinctly:
    “…Well, it depends on what you mean by commitment. I would suggest that these womyn are indeed looking for commitment: They are looking for men who will commit to them. They simply have no intention of returning the commitment themselves. This is how womyn define “commitment”: The man foots the bill, worships me, waits on me, is sexually exclusive to me, and I can leave as soon as I get offered a better deal…”

    Wow! Is that classic or what?! All he forgot to mention is how she also expects to be awarded cash and prizes by the Family Court (courtesy of her now-ex husband) when she leaves.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Man that is dead the fuck on! It’s always about what we are giving to them. Never what we get in return!

  2. Andy said

    These bitches need to get their shit together on their own and offer up some much better deals. Otherwise stop making a shit sandwich that nobody will eat much less order.

    • The man-hating feminazi c*nts (with the assistance of their weak-kneed White Knight politicians) undoubtedly think that if they make it unlawful to offer anything BUT shit sandwiches, that we men will wimp out and order the damned things.

      FUCK THAT AND FUCK THEM! (figuratively, of course — the typical Modern American She-Beast is so damned hideous, I wouldn’t fuck one with a stolen dick!)

      Bicycles don’t need no stinkin’ fish!

      • Some guys will wimp out, but more and more guys are going to fucking opt-out and do exactly what you said. They’ll say “Fuck you!”

      • Andy said

        When a dumb broad tells you that you’re afraid of commitment, she’s not concerned about your happiness or well-being. She’s only concerned about hers which is why she hides behind the “you’re just afraid of commitment” nonsense. She’s trying to mindfuck you into feeling guilty and accepting her crummy offer. I’m glad and proud to be part of a growing number of guys opting out and saying “Fuck you and fuck off. And when you get to wherever you are after being kicked the fuck off my roster, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.”

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