Captain No-Marriage Blog

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Who’s In Your Wallet???

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 23, 2012


This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!!

So I wanted to take some time to speak to those of you who struggle just to keep the fucking lights on in your piece of shit apartment or shack of a fucking house that you’re renting.  Maybe you’re busting your ass to go to school and work full-time or you are just starting out in your career. Perhaps you’ve started your own business and haven’t started earning much yet.

This isn’t just going to be a post about how I’ve been where you are and hang in there and all that bullshit.  Although that is true.  What I want to address is a very specific landmine that you will encounter, probably many times, between now and when you get to where you want to be.

Right now you probably have an endless supply of single mothers and other chicks in need of some kind of fucking rescuing.  You need to do everything you can to avoid getting tied down with any of these bitches.  Stay focused on why you are going through all the hell and sacrifice right now to achieve your goals and dreams because that’s what they are, YOUR goals and dreams.  You are NOT going through all this shit just to subsidize some broad’s poor decisions.

What made me think of this was a guy we hired a while back where I work.  The guy is a veteran, he worked a blue collar job for a while and put himself through college.  Now he’s with a professional firm making a good salary, but fat bitchhe had to bust his ass to get here.  Like most firms we have administrative help that typically consists of uneducated women, many of whom are single mothers who now that they’ve been left with kids from some loser(s), they suddenly want to find some sucker to foot the bill.

This guy became involved with one such bitch who has two kids from two different guys, neither of which pay child support.  Go figure.  Anywhore, he starts dating this bitch and is basically being her Captain Save A Dumb Bitch Who Has Made Multiple Shitty Life Choices.  And yes I do mean multiple shitty choices, this broad is in debt, credit cards, evictions, repossessions, you fucking name it.  The only thing she brings to the table is a worn out vag, stretch marks, and a what was probably a nice body 10yrs ago but now is just a chunky shell of what was.

This fucking guy is riding in on his retarded white horse, forgetting all the work and sacrifice that it took for him to get where he is, forgetting all the things he was going to do and the lifestyle he wanted to live.  This guy is lowering his standard of living to prop up hers and clean up the mess that multiple guys left her with.  Guys that got to fuck her back when she was still hot!  He doesn’t even get that!  He gets the fupa and fatback!!

For me, I didn’t bust my ass to get where I am today to subsidize some freeloading cunt’s hopes and dreams.  I’m not going to drive a fucking Corolla or goddamn minivan just because some bitch got knocked up by a bunch of other guys and now she needs “help”.   Fuck that and fuck you bitch if you think I’m picking up your slack.  If you think I’m some kind of damn charity where my blood, sweat and tears will pay for the wages of your fuckery then you are sadly fucking mistaken!

Don’t even lose sight of why you are working your fucking ass off fellas, you are doing it for YOU!!  Not some disposable piece of ass.  You need to look out for number fucking one and never lose sight of that!

You’re now free to live the lifestyle you deserve and worked for.


2 Responses to “Who’s In Your Wallet???”

  1. Andy said

    None of that bullshit is worth the time and effort just for some mediocre pussy. Keep your standards high and stay the fucking course, men.

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