What’s up fuckers, here’s a short list of shit that you will NEVER hear any married man say……EVER!!!!

• She turned into a total freak after the wedding; I can’t keep her off me!
• She was chunky when we dated but now after having a couple kids she has a fucking washboard stomach and her ass if fucking amazing!
• I get awesome blow jobs all the fucking time!
• I love having sex with the same woman day after day.
• Now that we have kids our sex life has never been better.
• Since becoming a mom she loves to wear sexy clothes and never goes out looking like a slob any more.
• The sex gets better year after year!
• I wasn’t pressured at all by her to get married.
• I’d get married again in a heartbeat!
• I’m glad we had kids before we were financially stable.
• She really brings a lot to the table, not just sex.
• My wife is the best lay I’ve EVER had!