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Archive for November, 2012

How True

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 9, 2012


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Shit Married Guys NEVER Say!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2012

American bitch

What’s up fuckers, here’s a short list of shit that you will NEVER hear any married man say……EVER!!!!

  • She turned into a total freak after the wedding; I can’t keep her off me!
  • She was chunky when we dated but now after having a couple kids she has a fucking washboard stomach and her ass if fucking amazing!
  • I get awesome blow jobs all the fucking time!
  • I love having sex with the same woman day after day.
  • Now that we have kids our sex life has never been better.
  • Since becoming a mom she loves to wear sexy clothes and never goes out looking like a slob any more.
  • The sex gets better year after year!
  • I wasn’t pressured at all by her to get married.
  • I’d get married again in a heartbeat!
  • I’m glad we had kids before we were financially stable.
  • She really brings a lot to the table, not just sex.
  • My wife is the best lay I’ve EVER had!

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