Archive for November, 2012
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 9, 2012
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2012
What’s up fuckers, here’s a short list of shit that you will NEVER hear any married man say……EVER!!!!
- She turned into a total freak after the wedding; I can’t keep her off me!
- She was chunky when we dated but now after having a couple kids she has a fucking washboard stomach and her ass if fucking amazing!
- I get awesome blow jobs all the fucking time!
- I love having sex with the same woman day after day.
- Now that we have kids our sex life has never been better.
- Since becoming a mom she loves to wear sexy clothes and never goes out looking like a slob any more.
- The sex gets better year after year!
- I wasn’t pressured at all by her to get married.
- I’d get married again in a heartbeat!
- I’m glad we had kids before we were financially stable.
- She really brings a lot to the table, not just sex.
- My wife is the best lay I’ve EVER had!