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Archive for April, 2013

Man of the Fucking Month?????

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 15, 2013

charlie fuck you bitch

This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!!!!

So the other day I’m sitting out back smoking a cigar, drinking fucking monk beer and enjoying the view.  That’s when I received the notification that someone had left a trackback on the ole blog.  Upon further drunken investigation I discovered that a fellow blogger had named me the Man of the Month for April.

Turns out this guy highlights someone different every month, some of the people you’ve probably heard of, like Barbarossaaaa and others might be new to your ears.  This blog is a great way to find new and interesting material related to Men’s Right’s and just plan kicking feminism’s ass.

So let me just say thank you to the Man of the Month site for mentioning this drunken mess I call a blog.  If there someone who you would like to see featured on the MOTM site, there is a “nominate” tab, so if you have a favorite blog, YouTuber, or whoever, you can drop their name in the hat.

That’s it for today fuckers!

You’re now free to drink monk beer and piss on a feminist.

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Pay For Your Own Dreams…..Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 4, 2013

welfare bitch

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the other day I’m eating my lunch and at the table next to me is a group of 3 broads and one guy.  The broads are talking about one of their cunt friends who only makes minimum wage but wants a baby.  They were talking about what a GREAT idea this was.

Well the dude spoke up and asked how could someone support a baby on minimum wage because he was having a hard time just supporting himself on more than minimum wage.

Without batting an eye one of the fat pigs said that she wouldn’t have to worry because there were all kinds of government programs to help her loser breeder friend.  In other words, you and I have to pick up the fucking tab.

Talk about a sense if fucking entitlement!  The idea of actually working to achieve something just doesn’t cross these cunts pea-brained minds!  They expect someone else to foot the bill.

Of course their entitlement doesn’t stop there, once they shit out 2 or 3 welfare babies from 2 or 3 different guys…..that’s when they want to settle down with a nice guy.  That’s when YOU to pay the bill for their bastard womb turds and their big fat lazy asses!

It’s no wonder more and more men are opting for foreign women.  American women are nothing but a shit sandwich with extra shit!

Pay for your dreams of being lazy and crapping out kids?  Fuck you cunt, pay for it yourself!!!!

You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.

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Scientists Discover Living Dinosaur!!!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 1, 2013



They believe it to be carnivorous and dangerous to approach.  It you see one make sure you head in the opposite direction and do NOT make eye contact with it!

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