This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!!
It’s back to school time again folks, or as welfare moms call it…..Vacation.
It’s also back to all the little ladies at the office wanting the company they work for to bend and twist around so that their job doesn’t interfere with them having it all and being a mother to their womb turds and future government dependents.
I mean what bullshit it would be if the poor fragile women had to work a regular schedule like men do!!! That would be awful if women were expected to actually contribute to the bottom line! How sexist!!!
So the little misses come in late and leave early and then come appraisal time they expect the same raise or even more as everyone else who actually fucking showed up for work.
Newsflash girls, you can’t have it all. Just like men you have to decide if you want to play house or have a career, you can’t do both. If you choose to shit out kids then don’t bitch when you are passed up at work by people who are better at their job in part because they have actually put some time in on the damn fuck job.
The glass ceiling is a goddamn lie, it’s not some fabled ceiling that holds women back, it’s the fucking holes they dig themselves into. Getting worthless degrees in college and running up a shitfuckton of debt. Having kids with convicts and other losers who can’t even support themselves. Having kids with guys who just want to fuck and have zero interest in parenting. Trying to trap a guy by “forgetting” your birth control. All this is shit you guys control. There isn’t some group of guys wringing their hands worrying about some broad wanting to get into the boardroom.
Do you wage gap morons even have a fucking clue how hard it is to find people qualified to sit in the boardroom!!! Of course you don’t, it’s much easier to sit and bitch about other’s success than it is to roll up your sleeves and make your own success happen. Show me a person who hates rich business people and I’ll show you a lazy fuck.
You think it’s luck that makes you wealthy? No dumbtits, it’s work, it’s doing shit 99% of people won’t fucking damn do. You bitch about a glass ceiling yet you don’t even work hard enough to merit getting out of the fucking basement!
Women are the reason there aren’t more women at the top. Women are their own worst enemies.
You’re now free to piss on the ceiling.