This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!!
It’s been a fucking while, I’m drinking some Hurricane Malt Liquor so get ready for some fucked up grammar, misspellings, and all kinds of other editing fuck ups!
So a buddy of mine and I are sitting out back on my deck drinking some random IPAs and smoking cigars. He starts to tell me about this worn out fucking cunt who has the hots for him.
She’s married, weighs in around 250 on a good day, two kids from some guy who couldn’t even keep a job at Home Fuck Depot, and just turned 30. Her and my buddy went to high school together. She was the ugly chick who had the slamming body but like many women she thought she was hotter than she really was.
So now after 12 years of being with a loser and bulking up, she tells my friend that she’s going to leave the loser and she’s looking forward to “hanging out” with him.
Luckily she doesn’t work with us, so no HR issues here. She messaged him on FaceFuckBook. Basically this chick has the attitude that all her fuck ups should be ignored by my friend. That he should turn back the hands of time to when they were in school and her vag hadn’t been stretched out by child birth and years of abuse.
The problem is this woman’s attitude is actually very common. Women with multiple kids, often from multiple guys, want the rest of us to give her a do-over. She wants us to pretend that when we look at her little womb turds that we don’t see the face of a guy who got to fuck her back when she was actually fuckable. She wants us to pretend that she’s matured and that’s why she’s ready to settle down, not the truth which is she’s being carried off the field like Brett Farve.
Luckily my friend and I both laugh at her dumb ass, but this chick honestly thinks that when she leaves the loser that she’ll be able to run out and get the man of her dreams. She thinks she’ll be hooking up with that doctor or lawyer she’s always wanted.
Fucking cunts today have this attitude that they can do what they want when they have the power (in their early 20s) and that when their looks fade then suddenly the rules should change and we should overlook all their fuckery. We should be “real” men and take in them and their bastard fuck children.
Let me be clear ladies……GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.